My Girlfriend's Preggy!!!

Just when I thought everything was going well and I've started my day on a bright note, suddenly, something I could scarcely imagine happened. I never saw it coming for it never crossed my mind at all so upon hearing it, I can't help but vacillate, but soon enough I was able to digest the unexpected news.

It was two weeks ago, on a Friday afternoon when I got the chance to speak with my girlfriend. Grasping that loose opportunity, we had a brief chat. After giving each other our usual Hi's and Hello's, I asked her how is she for it has been a long time since I last heard anything from her, "I'm fine." came her retort. Then she slowly break the news to me by saying she has a problem, and of course I asked what and even exclaimed "again?". Well, her shocking straight-forward reply was........ she's pregnant.I don't know what to feel and how should I react. I was really stupefied. I want to describe what I felt after absorbing her statement as a stupid mixture of shock, disappointment, and doubt. I didn't take her words seriously, having in mind that probably it's just a part of her joke, that she was just making fun of me because she's the type who'll brush things off comically. I can't seem to find a single grain of truth on her statement so I asked the question repeatedly and I'm hoping she'll not have a reply identical to her first. On my fourth try, she hasn't change her answer...I already know she's telling the truth but it doesn't hurt inquiring her one last time, fooling myself with a specter of hope that she's telling a lie, but her reply remained constant and I started swallowing the fact. She really is pregnant! My girlfriend's having a baby, and it's no laughing matter.

I won't tell her name, 'cause I promised her that I'll keep her identity hidden. Let's just call her the-Girl-who-must-not-be-Named or you-Know-who...too lengthy, difficult to write, I'll stick to 'she'.

After picking the shattered pieces of myself due to her staggering announcement, I asked how old is the baby in her stomach and she said it's three months old. I'm about to ask her again when she interrupted saying she's afraid...and I asked why and what she's afraid of. She informed me that she's scared for she's scheduled to tie the knot with her beau on the 21st day of September...then she begged for my advice. I just said to myself "Well, you approached the wrong guy!, I'm no expert with those kind of things." The topics of our conversation were all prickly for my appetite-pregnancy, family life, parenthood, marriage and sex. But since there's an invisible string which keeps our hearts attached, even without sufficient wit, I told her I'll try my very best to solve her dilemma. I sensed she needs someone who will lift her out of the trenches and since I'm the only she had at hand for that instant, I provided her with some help [I just don't know if it helped her somehow]. She's afraid of getting married because she believed by doing so will force her to stop her studies and her work as well. She's also worried about her future life with her fiance and she's imagining some not-so-good scenarios and scads amount of what-ifs. I guess, she's just too young to face up a formidable hurdle, she's just a year older than me. So young to carry so many burdens. She also admitted she thought of abortion as a possible option, but her conscience can't take it, so she ended up keeping the child inside her tummy and foreseeing herself as a good mother to her own flesh and blood. Me, fulfilling my task, I said to her that she did the right thing keeping her baby alive but I fretted on the way she thought of abortion as a probable solution. I just told her to enjoy her pregnancy and be happy 'cause soon she'll be a mommy. She just need to look at the brighter side. Baby's a gift, a blessing. If she could still go to school and office with a huge stomach, as long as she can carry it, it's fine. And after giving birth, she could continue her studies and if her husband-to-be allows her, then it's okay. The wedding could wait but if they both love each other that much and if they're both financially ready, then it's alright too.

But still she have kept a couple of fears on her pockets, she still have questions left unanswered and worries to think of. She began listing some of her what ifs. She commenced by stating what if her marriage won't work eventually?, and what if her husband will abandon her?...I can't find the right words to suggest an answer to her, but instead I asked if she really love him, and she said yes, I did not detect a qualm on her words so I believed her, then I continue asking if the guy loves her, she gave the same reply. Without hesitation, I lay my faith on her and I'm hoping that the guy will treat her really well. So I asked, "What's the problem then?, everything sounds fine." She told me that she's just scared, that these things might happen. She's just being paranoid and too pessimistic to worry things ahead of time, but I guess, it's inevitable for a young lady's mind to run that way. She's just scared that the future she deeply desired will be out of her reach. I just said "Praning ka lang." Stop prognosticating a bad future for yourself. Just look on a brighter light, have a positive outlook in life. Don't think that your nightmares will come to life, think otherwise. It's just a test of faith and courage. God won''t give you a problem you can't handle. After we talked for about an hour, a warning flashed on my computer screen, I only have 5 more minutes left and that made our adieu limited to hasty blow. She left a promise that she'll continue her story next time.

That next time occurred last Tuesday this week, for about two weeks after our first exchange of words. As usual, I asked her if she's fine, and she said yes. Throughout our conversation, I was not able to distinguish any tinge of melancholy on the way she communicate with me. I'm now certain that she's really A ok. Gone are the days that she's depressed pondering on the possible worst-case scenarios of her coming family life. She's absolutely fine and I'm pretty sure about that-I hope!

Definitely, she's reading this one for I told her to. I said I will create a post about her condition and she conceded my request. I swear to her that I won't tell it to other people, especially to our friends, that's why I can't tell her name because I want her to be one who'll blab the truth to our friends. BUT..............Wait!!!....I just want to clarify some things. She's not my girlfriend as in..... girlfriend. She's just a girlfriend, the one who's not romantically involved with me, okay!?, she's a girl and she's a friend-so she's a girlfriend, alright?. But I'll give some clues on her identity. She's my high school friend and I consider her one of closest and I hope she considers me as one too!!! We rarely see each other, and we haven't talk about anything until recently. For me she's a type of friend who, even I can't be with physically, I'm quite assured that she treasures me like the way I treasure her as one of my true and loyal friends...or maybe I'm just stuck on a one-way street?, assuming she treats me the way I imagined it..hehehe.....So you, the-Girl-who-must-not-be-Named, I just wanna inform you, that I'm always here, if you need someone to talk to or if you just want someone to loose some bolts on your head, I'm just here, I'm just a one PM away, okay? [Sorry for being a drama king, I just found your emo-ness contagious.]

By the way, here's a poem I wrote for 364 days. Chew each and every words in it, it will help you somehow.

There's some things that I regret,
Some words I wish had gone unsaid,
Some starts,that had some bitter endings,
Been some bad times I've been through,
Damage I cannot undo,
Some things, I wish I could do all all over again,
But it don't really matter,
Life gets that much harder,
It makes you that much stronger,
Oh, some pages turned,
Some bridges burned,
But there were, lessons learned.

And every tear that had to fall from my eyes,
Everyday I wondered how I'd get through the night,
Every change, life has thrown me,
I'm thankful, for every break in my heart,
I'm grateful, for every scar,
Some pages turned,
Some bridges burned,
But there were lessons learned.

There's mistakes that I have made,
Some chances I just threw away,
Some roads, I never should've taken,
Been some signs I didn't see,
Hearts that I hurt needlessly,
Some wounds, that I wish I could have one more chance to mend,
But it don't make no difference,
The past can't be rewritten,
You get the life you're given,
Oh, some pages turned,
Some bridges burned,
But there were,
Lessons learned.

And all the things that break you,
Are all the things that make you strong,
You can't change the past,
Cause it's gone, And you just gotta move on,
Because it's all, Lessons learned.
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That's a proof how brilliant I can get sometimes. hahahaha...But I would like to tell you a secret, it's not a poem, it's a song, and of course those words did not come from my brain after squeezing it, 'cause as a matter of fact, I don't have one. It's the lyrics of the song from my favorite American Idol-Carrie Underwood's Lessons Learned. Nice lyrics, right?..Does it make any sense, does it give you any helpful thoughts or it just make you feel more guilty of what you did. hehehe....On a serious note, that's the perfect song for you and for what you're going through and I'm compelling you to listen to the song and to some of hers too-all of them are really good, they all have great lyrics.

I just want to reiterate, for every chapter of our life that ends, a new story is about to be told. For every step we make, and choice we take, sometimes, we hurt other people unintentionally, relationships were put into a test....but for all of that, definitely, we learned something, a lesson that will help us become wiser and stronger so when the next wave of problem came, we're now ready and prepared to face them all. Naks!

Alright, it's way longer than I expected it to be. So long for now, Ciao......Hope you're fine and online. Let's have a chat again.hehehe........

PS

You-Know-Who, don't leave your comments here, 'cause if you do, your identity will no longer be a secret, just PM me. okay?

Lamest Insults by Chico and Delamar

Your boyfriend take you in a theater to watch the Half Blood Prince as his surprise for your monthsary. There, you were greeted by an anaconda-long line of people buying tickets. Though your sick of waiting, the two of you eventually settled staying at the end of the line after finding out you've been beguiled by your beau's charms. Minutes past, myriads of HP fanatics started to fall in line at your back. You realized it's been an hour later since you stepped foot on the mall, and you can see that you are just a few people away from the cashier when suddenly a stunningly sexy girl barge into you and exclaimed in a kolehiyala tone "Oh my gosh!, haba ng line huh!." So you, infuriated with the b*tch's rude gesture, angrily turn to her and furiously uttered the line "Wow!!, ayos sa Singit ha!?"....then, out of nowhere the girl started laughing and said "Ha?...how's my singit then?...Smooth and white, I suppose?"...Her statement put you into an ague of confusion, but seconds after, you realized she's partly right for your statement kinda meant that way. So very exasperated you go "I mean, how dare you to.....ahmmm....ahmmmm...make singit in our line!!!" (you can't seem to find the right words to fill in your premise, 'cause you were thinking how to translate 'sumingit sa pila' in English, and you want to show her you're eloquent, and you really are!, but just not for that very moment. It feels like her bitchiness provide you with some mental lapses.) Perceiving yourself in a blunder and hating to sound like her again, you hastily continued "You should go there [pointing to the end of the line], an uncouth person like you should have a taste of righteous conduct. So Go Girl !!!... Learn some principles of Good Manners and Morality 101 !!"..... Just when you thought you finally get one over her, she answered back "Ow...Did I cause you much trouble, making your tongue dumb for a while?...'cause you know you evinced some faulty neuron connections on your brain but luckily, you eventually made it up... I know what you mean was, how dare I to cut the line, right?..Well sorry then, 'cause I thought it was already the end of the line, for humans...I thought you are the start of the line for human-looking maggots...Oh.. dear, I'm really sorry if you look like a freaking ugly worm!!!." Hearing her lengthy churlish reply made you really livid, you up on your arms, immediately blurted out, neglecting your sagacity "You know, you're the most worst baddest person I ever met....You b*atch!!!!!!![almost yelling]"......On that instant, it's very obvious, you completely lost your brilliant mind, your enmity crowded your logical and critical thinking out of your head. The argument continues to heat up as she said "Oh..oh..come easy, relax....triple superlatives huh?....very scary indeed!, but not so witty! [a soft giggle]"....You, very irate, exclaimed "You F**** b*atch, how dare you compared me to tweety now!!!!!, do I have a huge head ha ha?".... with very much sarcasm she replied "Oh...you're getting worse honey, hold your horses down please, so you're deaf now. Well, you know I must agree, you and tweety are very much different from one another. Tweety may have a humongous head, but at least the size of her brain is way more proportional to the size of her head than yours. Unlike you, huge skull, pea-sized brain!!.".....You remained silent for a moment, you have nothing to say to her, you decided to give a heavy slap on her thin cheek, but your attempt was blocked by her right hand...very crossly she goes "My beautiful petite face does not deserve any form of close contact with your filthy, not sanitized hands!, it will just ruin my pricey make-up.", then she throw your hand down and walk out of the line with a big smile etched on her pretty face. And you, ashamed of losing the battle physically and mentally, and almost teary-eyed, started to walk out of the line too....disappointed on yourself, contemplating on how you ended up with a big L on your forehead when you know that you're right.

That could have been her moment to shine and the chance to put the other girl in such humiliation and derision, but unfortunately when she started to get angry, the bolts on her head also began to loose and she ended up as a LOSER. That was just a made up scenario, but sometimes it really happens. [What has gotten into me to picture that scene?] You can't avoid meeting someone who will just ruin your day, they're just there, lingering around waiting for victims to prey on. They will do their best to get on your nerves and piss you completely, but you better be ready when that time comes. When they're starting to get the monster out of you, you better show it to them but not the way they showed theirs to you, do it as logical and moral as possible. Don't make yourselves the villain and don't end up as a loser. Be rational, brave and witty. Stay calm and don't let your emotions rule over your reasoning......but sometimes it's really hard when you're already there in the situation.

To make that long preamble relevant to this post, that was Chico and Delamar topic last July 7 and they listed the funniest lamest insults.

Here's the 1st batch of the Rushers' entries to the topic.......

10. Billy - I was online chatting, then somebody insulted me, somebody called me "Son of a Bitch!"...then my comeback was "I'm a girl!"....Chico : "I'm not a son, I'm a daughter."

9. Red Nuts - "Your mom is so OLD.........that she is........ Older than you.".....[loud giggle].... Del : "Wow!!, so insulting!".....Chico : "Wow!,,Away na 'to....That's too much, that's bellow the belt.!"

8. RC and Cess - Bullies were fighting with RC, so he goes "At least ako mahal ako ng Mama ko,......e kayo........di kayo mahal ng......... MAMA ko."...[a burst of laughter] Del : "True enough!"

7. Louie Kablouie - "Sabagay....ikaw yung tipo ng tao na naglalagay ng ketchup sa spaghetti."

6. Specialist - "Yang ugali mo, kasing bad ng.............CRIMINAL." [C&D were both in rapture again].....Chico : "It's like a sossy kolehiyala, so lame!."...Chico : "These insults end up hurting you more."

5. Trina is my name - "Eh ano ngayon kung maganda ka, ako naman........MABAIT.", .......Del : "Oh no, you just inadvertently admitted."

4. Specialist - "Ang pangit ng buhok mo, parang.......Nest ng Bird."

3. RC and Cess - they had a classmate they were bullying, they were calling him "Bulol!"....so his comeback was "Mga budod din tayu."...Chico perfectly delivered it....hehehe...

2. RC and Cess - We were teasing a friend "Haha....walang cellphone"....then his comeback was "Haha.....ok lang, meron naman akong signal !"....Chico : "Technically yes, he may not have a phone, but he has a signal."

1. Billy - Billy was fighting with her sister so they were having this heated argument.

Billy : "You know what?, you're an idiot."

Sister :"I know you are, but what am I ?"

Billy : "An idiot!!!!!1!!"

......[loud giggle]..Chico : "It didn't work, it just came back."

Chico : "It's like you wanted to throw someone like physically, then you threw a pebble."

Del : "So lame."

Chico : "Maybe like one sand."

Del : "One grain!?"

Chico : "Maybe like, a piece of dust!"

Del : "I don't know how to save this conversation!!!."

Chico : "or maybe like, I'll throw you a molecule."

Del : "A molecule!, you threw me a molecule!"...[laughing]

==Time for the 2nd batch of Lamest Insults==...........

10. Suresh - We had this classmate, where we would pretend holding like chicharon, then we're dipping it on him, because he smells like vinegar, then one time, napuno na rin siya and he goes "Mga....mga.....scorpion!"...Del : "What!!!!!!!!!"

9. Real Earl Online - There was this student of mine who kept on cutting classes, one time I was so fed up and said "Puro ka cut, puro ka cut......mamundok ka na lang...dun ka mag-cut...........ng trees."...Del : "Oh no Sir, now they know your weak spot."

8. Gracia- I was so mad at my younger sibling that I said " Ano ka ba?..wala kang pinagka-tandaan!, when I was your age,.......I was 24 also." [all I heard was their incessant laughter]

7. Specialist - "Ang panget ng girlfriend mo, kamukha nya yung........girlfriend ko."...Del : "Oh no, don't even go there!"

6. Buknoy - "Yang budhi mo, sing-itim ng........singit ko!"....Del : "Oh no, the reason why you insult someone is because you want to get one over them, but here, you're just giving them bullets."

Del : "Maybe, it's the blackest thing he has ever seen, he could think of, not even charcoal."

5. The Game - One time, we were lined up, then there were this guys who suddenly cut our line right in front of us, so a friend goes "Ang kapal ng mukha nyo!!!, kita nyo na ngang sumingit lang kami, tapos sumingit pa kayo.".......Chico : "Righteous anger!"

4. Nick-kolat - There's this war in the office between the kulots and unats, and it got to a point where people are calling names like "Kulot Salot!", "Unat Poknat!

3. Jergwin - there were this friend who was asked "Aminin mo na kasi, bading ka!"......then the friend replied "Oo bakla ako!!, pero baklang sopranooohh!"....Del : "I'm a soprano-oooh."

2. Ay Bantot - One time, we teased a classmate "Haha....brief mo, nagbe-bacon na!!".....then his comeback was "Haha..wala akong brief, balat ko yan!".....Del : "Yuck!, why would your skin be like that?, how?"...Chico : "Crunchy Skin!"

1. Suresh - there was this classmate who was being teased

"Baboy!, Baboy!"....because he's pretty fat....

then he goes "Eh kayo naman, Kawayan!, Kawayan!".....

then the bullies go "Kawayan?, alin yung tinutusok sa?....Baboy!, Baboy!"

........Del : "Oh, there's no winning,....kawawa naman."

Here's the Entries Which Comprised the 3rd batch.............

10. Ganda Mo 'Te - A bully said "Bakla ka no?".....

.....then he replied "Hinde no, Tse!".....

Del : "Like Pare, papa-tatoo ako"

....Chico : "Ano?"

....Del : "Kilay!, Bongga!"

9. Serve - there was this online battle going on, one said to the other "Pa-English-english ka pa!, mali-mali ka naman."......then the comeback "Kaya nga nag-aaral e.".....C&D: "So lame!"

8. Screwed - One friend was being harassed because he has no money "Haha..haha...walang pera!, walang pera!".....then the friend goes "Walang pera ha?!, ...........e di libre nyo naman ako o." [giggle].....Del : "It went from a half-denial to a plea."

7. Aristotle - he was having a fight with his brother.

Aristotle : "Whatever!"

Brother : "Whatever your face!"

Aristotle : "Hello!, your face is..... more..... Whatever kaya!"

...[They were laughing really hard]....Chico : "You can see them running out of steam."

6. Loser - I found out that my boytoy was fooling around with a girl. [a boytoy not a boyfriend]....so in front of his parents.

Loser : "Ang kapal ng mukha mo, how dare you cheat on me?" [infuriated]

Boytoy: "Bakit?, girlfriend ba kita?"...[confused]

Loser : "That's not the point!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" [furiously ashamed]

.....Del : "That is the point!.".....Chico : "No cheating when there's no commitment."

5. Bon Ryan - I have a cousin who's challenged in the English Department, so one time he got into a big argument into a balik-bayan, he said "You!!.....you!!!!....dunkin donut."....Chico : "That's all he could come up with."

4. No name - When I was much younger, my brother used to tease me for I was flat-chested, he would always sing "De-yo....No De-de....No De-de...No De-de-yo."

then Chico and Del's funny childhood stories are told..................

Chico : "I left a note outside our room, I made a little poem........

Kuya, inumin muna ang Giselle (milk brand)

nilagay ko sa pitsel

pampalaki ng muscle

....then I went to school, when I came back, write under my note, there's this very short word which goes......... ULOL......" [laughing as if they're in a much higher state of elation]

Del : "Concise!, Straight to the point!"

Chico : "Damn!!!...after all that, I went through all the troubles rhyming!"

Del : "Well, some people will call this LOVE!"

3. Astroboy - Somebody went through the trouble of writing a song just to insult someone....."Nung isilang ka sa mundong ito, laking gulat ng magulang mo, ng ang lumabas sa nany mo ay Gorilla"

,,,Del : "Where's the art in that?"

Chico : "That's why it's lame, if there's an art in it, it wouldn't be lame."

Another childhood story..............

Chico : "I also kept a Fita can, I filled it up with ...sand."

Del : "You fool !!!"

Chico : "No, because I always thought that our lives was like a big hour glass, [Del can't contain herself]....so when my time comes, I could fill it up with sand, so I have a couple of more days to live."

Del : "I think we were more crazy as kids."

2. Jackie - One time a friend was falsely accused by a security guard of shoplifting, so when she's cleared she came back to the guard and said " Ikaw ha!, manong Guard ka ha, Mag-ingat ka!....Hinde ka na makakatuntong sa village namin sa Malabon."....

...Chico : "Oh no, it didn't work."

Del : "Yeah...Because we all know, we're all dying to go there!."

1. Pluto - In school, some bullies started shouting to my gay friends "Mga Bakla, Mga Bakla!

then one gay guy stood up and shout "Mga.....di Bakla!....mga di Bakla!"

Del : "Can we have a batch of ten?...it's so much fun, you do it so well!"

Chico : "Yeah...even the lady, I know what she's wearing'"

Del : "What!, you got scenarios. huh."

The final batch of ludicrous entries .........................

10. John Rich - during a debate in high school....

Student 1 : "Tell me, How should I ?"

Student 2 : "Because I say, you should I."

...Del : "He got confused."

9. Kilo Boy - One time we were driving, the truck in front of us stopped, so our car slammed in the back of the truck, then my girlfriend goes down and told the driver "Eh bigla ka kasing tumigil e."

...the truck driver said "E, kayo ang nasa likod, kaya kasalanan nyo."

...the girlfriend was stumped and said "Pangeeet!!!!!!!!!!!!"

8. Perfecto - They were practicing for the debut, the strict gay choreographer said "Okay, do the V formation.".....

...Perfecto said "V as in Vakla?"

..then the choreographer replied "Hindee...V as in Vavoy.!"

7. Mr. Green - One time, my sister and I were fighting, and my sister goes "Matuto ka ngang mag-flush ng toilet, kakadiri ka."....well, I really have nothing to say to her, I couldn't come up with something she can't do in the house, then I ended up saying "Pwes, ikaw naman, matuto kang maglaba ng kumot.!"

6. Egi - One time my friend mistakenly entered the lady's bathroom. By the time he realized it, his 'thingy' was already out of his hand, then the guard saw him and said "Hoy!!, pambabae 'yan.!".....then the friend replied "E, bakit, pambabae rin naman 'to e.".....Del : "May mga babae naman dito ha."

Chico: "Hello to Zack from Tarlac, whose a friend of Maymay from Tagaytay"

Del : "How's Gardo Collarado and Sonya California?"

Chico : "Or Maribeth from Massachusetts." [Del was laughing really hard]

Del : "How about Iowa?"

Chico : "Ow...that's difficult, let's go local. Hello Kitte from Cavite."

Del : [laughing]....

5. Purple Rose - Two identical twins insulting each other...the one goes "Panget!"...the other said "Mas Panget ka!"....Chico : "They look exactly the same."

4. Young Indie - One time, I was arguing with an office mate.....

Office mate : "Alam mo, nakakapagod kang kausap."

Young Indie : "E di....... magpahinga ka muna sandali."

Del : "Yeah....if you're tired, go, take a rest."

3. Momachic - I told a friend "Look, I wasn't born yesterday."......the she goes "Syempre!!....e di new-born baby ka kung yesterday ka lang pinanganak."...Chico : "She lost the figure of speech."

2. Jergwin - My dad always loves to tease my Mom.......

Dad : "Alam nyo, 'tong Mommy nyo, Ugly Duckling 'to e nung bata."..

Mom: "But look at me now.......[very proudly]......Silver Swan." [vinegar?]

1. R Vincent - I was talking to a colleague, "Hoy Bumbay, Bumbay.", because he's an Indian, so the Bumbay goes "Why do you call us Bumbay?, that's the name of a city, well so in that case, bakit Manila?".....

Lamest Insults by Chico and Delamar

Your boyfriend take you in a theater to watch the Half Blood Prince as his surprise for your monthsary. There, you were greeted by an anaconda-long line of people buying tickets. Though your sick of waiting, the two of you eventually settled staying at the end of the line after finding out you've been beguiled by your beau's charms. Minutes past, myriads of HP fanatics started to fall in line at your back. You realized it's been an hour later since you stepped foot on the mall, and you can see that you are just a few people away from the cashier when suddenly a stunningly sexy girl barge into you and exclaimed in a kolehiyala tone "Oh my gosh!, haba ng line huh!." So you, infuriated with the b*tch's rude gesture, angrily turn to her and furiously uttered the line "Wow!!, ayos sa Singit ha!?"....then, out of nowhere the girl started laughing and said "Ha?...how's my singit then?...Smooth and white, I suppose?"...Her statement put you into an ague of confusion, but seconds after, you realized she's partly right for your statement kinda meant that way. So very exasperated you go "I mean, how dare you to.....ahmmm....ahmmmm...make singit in our line!!!" (you can't seem to find the right words to fill in your premise, 'cause you were thinking how to translate 'sumingit sa pila' in English, and you want to show her you're eloquent, and you really are!, but just not for that very moment. It feels like her bitchiness provide you with some mental lapses.) Perceiving yourself in a blunder and hating to sound like her again, you hastily continued "You should go there [pointing to the end of the line], an uncouth person like you should have a taste of righteous conduct. So Go Girl !!!... Learn some priciples of Good Manners and Morality 101 !!"..... Just when you thought you finally get one over her, she answered back "Ow...Did I cause you much trouble, making your tongue dumb for a while?...'cause you know you evinced some faulty neuron connections on your brain but luckily, you eventually made it up... I know what you mean was, how dare I to cut the line, right?..Well sorry then, 'cause I thought it was already the end of the line, for humans...I thought you are the start of the line for human-looking maggots...Oh.. dear, I'm really sorry if you look like a freaking ugly worm!!!." Hearing her lengthy churlish reply made you really livid, you up on your arms, immediately blurted out, neglecting your sagacity "You know, you're the most worst baddest person I ever met....You b*atch!!!!!!![almost yelling]"......On that instant, it's very obvious, you completely lost your brilliant mind, your enmity crowded your logical and critical thinking out of your head. The argument continues to heat up as she said "Oh..oh..come easy, relax....triple superlatives huh?....very scary indeed!, but not so witty! [a soft giggle]"....You, very irate, exclaimed "You F**** b*atch, how dare you compared me to tweety now!!!!!, do I have a huge head ha ha?".... with very much sarcasm she replied "Oh...you're getting worse honey, hold your horses down please, so you're deaf now. Well, you know I must agree, you and tweety are very much different from one another. Tweety may have a humongous head, but at least the size of her brain is way more proportional to the size of her head than yours. Unlike you, huge skull, pea-sized brain!!.".....You remained silent for a moment, you have nothing to say to her, you decided to give a heavy slap on her thin cheek, but your attempt was blocked by her right hand...very crossly she goes "My beautiful petite face does not deserve any form of close contact with your filthy, not sanitized hands!, it will just ruin my pricey make-up.", then she throw your hand down and walk out of the line with a big smile etched on her pretty face. And you, ashamed of losing the battle physically and mentally, and almost teary-eyed, started to walk out of the line too....disappointed on yourself, contemplating on how you ended up with a big L on your forehead when you know that you're right.

That could have been her moment to shine and the chance to put the other girl in such humiliation and derision, but unfortunately when she started to get angry, the bolts on her head also began to loose and she ended up as a LOSER. That was just a made up scenario, but sometimes it really happens. [What has gotten into me to picture that scene?] You can't avoid meeting someone who will just ruin your day, they're just there, lingering around waiting for victims to prey on. They will do their best to get on your nerves and piss you completely, but you better be ready when that time comes. When they're starting to get the monster out of you, you better show it to them but not the way they showed theirs to you, do it as logical and moral as possible. Don't make yourselves the villain and don't end up as a loser. Be rational, brave and witty. Stay calm and don't let your emotions rule over your reasoning......but sometimes it's really hard when you're already there in the situation.

To make that long preamble relevant to this post, that was Chico and Delamar topic last July 7 and they listed the funniest lamest insults.

Here's the 1st batch of the Rushers' entries to the topic.......

10. Billy - I was online chatting, then somebody insulted me, somebody called me "Son of a Bitch!"...then my comeback was "I'm a girl!"....Chico : "I'm not a son, I'm a daughter."

9. Red Nuts - "Your mom is so OLD.........that she is........ Older than you.".....[loud giggle].... Del : "Wow!!, so insulting!".....Chico : "Wow!,,Away na 'to....That's too much, that's bellow the belt.!"

8. RC and Cess - Bullies were fighting with RC, so he goes "At least ako mahal ako ng Mama ko,......e kayo........di kayo mahal ng......... MAMA ko."...[a burst of laughter] Del : "True enough!"

7. Louie Kablouie - "Sabagay....ikaw yung tipo ng tao na naglalagay ng ketchup sa spaghetti."

6. Specialist - "Yang ugali mo, kasing bad ng.............CRIMINAL." [C&D were both in rapture again].....Chico : "It's like a sossy kolehiyala, so lame!."...Chico : "These insults end up hurting you more."

5. Trina is my name - "Eh ano ngayon kung maganda ka, ako naman........MABAIT.", .......Del : "Oh no, you just inadvertently admitted."

4. Specialist - "Ang pangit ng buhok mo, parang.......Nest ng Bird."

3. RC and Cess - they had a classmate they were bullying, they were calling him "Bulol!"....so his comeback was "Mga budod din tayu."...Chico perfectly delivered it....hehehe...

2. RC and Cess - We were teasing a friend "Haha....walang cellphone"....then his comeback was "Haha.....ok lang, meron naman akong signal !"....Chico : "Technically yes, he may not have a phone, but he has a signal."

1. Billy - Billy was fighting with her sister so they were having this heated argument.

Billy : "You know what?, you're an idiot."

Sister :"I know you are, but what am I ?"

Billy : "An idiot!!!!!1!!"

......[loud giggle]..Chico : "It didn't work, it just came back."

Chico : "It's like you wanted to throw someone like physically, then you threw a pebble."

Del : "So lame."

Chico : "Maybe like one sand."

Del : "One grain!?"

Chico : "Maybe like, a piece of dust!"

Del : "I don't know how to save this conversation!!!."

Chico : "or maybe like, I'll throw you a molecule."

Del : "A molecule!, you threw me a molecule!"...[laughing]

==Time for the 2nd batch of Lamest Insults==...........

10. Suresh - We had this classmate, where we would pretend holding like chicharon, then we're dipping it on him, because he smells like vinegar, then one time, napuno na rin siya and he goes "Mga....mga.....scorpion!"...Del : "What!!!!!!!!!"

9. Real Earl Online - There was this student of mine who kept on cutting classes, one time I was so fed up and said "Puro ka cut, puro ka cut......mamundok ka na lang...dun ka mag-cut...........ng trees."...Del : "Oh no Sir, now they know your weak spot."

8. Gracia- I was so mad at my younger sibling that I said " Ano ka ba?..wala kang pinagka-tandaan!, when I was your age,.......I was 24 also." [all I heard was their incessant laughter]

7. Specialist - "Ang panget ng girlfriend mo, kamukha nya yung........girlfriend ko."...Del : "Oh no, don't even go there!"

6. Buknoy - "Yang budhi mo, sing-itim ng........singit ko!"....Del : "Oh no, the reason why you insult someone is because you want to get one over them, but here, you're just giving them bullets."

Del : "Maybe, it's the blackest thing he has ever seen, he could think of, not even charcoal."

5. The Game - One time, we were lined up, then there were this guys who suddenly cut our line right in front of us, so a friend goes "Ang kapal ng mukha nyo!!!, kita nyo na ngang sumingit lang kami, tapos sumingit pa kayo.".......Chico : "Righteous anger!"

4. Nick-kolat - There's this war in the office between the kulots and unats, and it got to a point where people are calling names like "Kulot Salot!", "Unat Poknat!

3. Jergwin - there were this friend who was asked "Aminin mo na kasi, bading ka!"......then the friend replied "Oo bakla ako!!, pero baklang sopranooohh!"....Del : "I'm a soprano-oooh."

2. Ay Bantot - One time, we teased a classmate "Haha....brief mo, nagbe-bacon na!!".....then his comeback was "Haha..wala akong brief, balat ko yan!".....Del : "Yuck!, why would your skin be like that?, how?"...Chico : "Crunchy Skin!"

1. Suresh - there was this classmate who was being teased

"Baboy!, Baboy!"....because he's pretty fat....

then he goes "Eh kayo naman, Kawayan!, Kawayan!".....

then the bullies go "Kawayan?, alin yung tinutusok sa?....Baboy!, Baboy!"

........Del : "Oh, there's no winning,....kawawa naman."

Here's the Entries Which Comprised the 3rd batch.............

10. Ganda Mo 'Te - A bully said "Bakla ka no?".....

.....then he replied "Hinde no, Tse!".....

Del : "Like Pare, papa-tatoo ako"

....Chico : "Ano?"

....Del : "Kilay!, Bongga!"

9. Serve - there was this online battle going on, one said to the other "Pa-English-english ka pa!, mali-mali ka naman."......then the comeback "Kaya nga nag-aaral e.".....C&D: "So lame!"

8. Screwed - One friend was being harassed because he has no money "Haha..haha...walang pera!, walang pera!".....then the friend goes "Walang pera ha?!, ...........e di libre nyo naman ako o." [giggle].....Del : "It went from a half-denial to a plea."

7. Aristotle - he was having a fight with his brother.

Aristotle : "Whatever!"

Brother : "Whatever your face!"

Aristotle : "Hello!, your face is..... more..... Whatever kaya!"

...[They were laughing really hard]....Chico : "You can see them running out of steam."

6. Loser - I found out that my boytoy was fooling around with a girl. [a boytoy not a boyfriend]....so in front of his parents.

Loser : "Ang kapal ng mukha mo, how dare you cheat on me?" [infuriated]

Boytoy: "Bakit?, girlfriend ba kita?"...[confused]

Loser : "That's not the point!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" [furiously ashamed]

.....Del : "That is the point!.".....Chico : "No cheating when there's no commitment."

5. Bon Ryan - I have a cousin who's challenged in the English Department, so one time he got into a big argument into a balik-bayan, he said "You!!.....you!!!!....dunkin donut."....Chico : "That's all he could come up with."

4. No name - When I was much younger, my brother used to tease me for I was flat-chested, he would always sing "De-yo....No De-de....No De-de...No De-de-yo."

then Chico and Del's funny childhood stories are told..................

Chico : "I left a note outside our room, I made a little poem........

Kuya, inumin muna ang Giselle (milk brand)

nilagay ko sa pitsel

pampalaki ng muscle

....then I went to school, when I came back, write under my note, there's this very short word which goes......... ULOL......" [laughing as if they're in a much higher state of elation]

Del : "Concise!, Straight to the point!"

Chico : "Damn!!!...after all that, I went through all the troubles rhyming!"

Del : "Well, some people will call this LOVE!"

3. Astroboy - Somebody went through the trouble of writing a song just to insult someone....."Nung isilang ka sa mundong ito, laking gulat ng magulang mo, ng ang lumabas sa nany mo ay Gorilla"

,,,Del : "Where's the art in that?"

Chico : "That's why it's lame, if there's an art in it, it wouldn't be lame."

Another childhood story..............

Chico : "I also kept a Fita can, I filled it up with ...sand."

Del : "You fool !!!"

Chico : "No, because I always thought that our lives was like a big hour glass, [Del can't contain herself]....so when my time comes, I could fill it up with sand, so I have a couple of more days to live."

Del : "I think we were more crazy as kids."

2. Jackie - One time a friend was falsely accused by a security guard of shoplifting, so when she's cleared she came back to the guard and said " Ikaw ha!, manong Guard ka ha, Mag-ingat ka!....Hinde ka na makakatuntong sa village namin sa Malabon."....

...Chico : "Oh no, it didn't work."

Del : "Yeah...Because we all know, we're all dying to go there!."

1. Pluto - In school, some bullies started shouting to my gay friends "Mga Bakla, Mga Bakla!

then one gay guy stood up and shout "Mga.....di Bakla!....mga di Bakla!"

Del : "Can we have a batch of ten?...it's so much fun, you do it so well!"

Chico : "Yeah...even the lady, I know what she's wearing'"

Del : "What!, you got scenarios. huh."

The final batch of ludicrous entries .........................

10. John Rich - during a debate in high school....

Student 1 : "Tell me, How should I ?"

Student 2 : "Because I say, you should I."

...Del : "He got confused."

9. Kilo Boy - One time we were driving, the truck in front of us stopped, so our car slammed in the back of the truck, then my girlfriend goes down and told the driver "Eh bigla ka kasing tumigil e."

...the truck driver said "E, kayo ang nasa likod, kaya kasalanan nyo."

...the girlfriend was stumped and said "Pangeeet!!!!!!!!!!!!"

8. Perfecto - They were practicing for the debut, the strict gay choreographer said "Okay, do the V formation.".....

...Perfecto said "V as in Vakla?"

..then the choreographer replied "Hindee...V as in Vavoy.!"

7. Mr. Green - One time, my sister and I were fighting, and my sister goes "Matuto ka ngang mag-flush ng toilet, kakadiri ka."....well, I really have nothing to say to her, I couldn't come up with something she can't do in the house, then I ended up saying "Pwes, ikaw naman, matuto kang maglaba ng kumot.!"

6. Egi - One time my friend mistakenly entered the lady's bathroom. By the time he realized it, his 'thingy' was already out of his hand, then the guard saw him and said "Hoy!!, pambabae 'yan.!".....then the friend replied "E, bakit, pambabae rin naman 'to e.".....Del : "May mga babae naman dito ha."

Chico: "Hello to Zack from Tarlac, whose a friend of Maymay from Tagaytay"

Del : "How's Gardo Collarado and Sonya California?"

Chico : "Or Maribeth from Massachusetts." [Del was laughing really hard]

Del : "How about Iowa?"

Chico : "Ow...that's difficult, let's go local. Hello Kitte from Cavite."

Del : [laughing]....

5. Purple Rose - Two identical twins insulting each other...the one goes "Panget!"...the other said "Mas Panget ka!"....Chico : "They look exactly the same."

4. Young Indie - One time, I was arguing with an office mate.....

Office mate : "Alam mo, nakakapagod kang kausap."

Young Indie : "E di....... magpahinga ka muna sandali."

Del : "Yeah....if you're tired, go, take a rest."

3. Momachic - I told a friend "Look, I wasn't born yesterday."......the she goes "Syempre!!....e di new-born baby ka kung yesterday ka lang pinanganak."...Chico : "She lost the figure of speech."

2. Jergwin - My dad always loves to tease my Mom.......

Dad : "Alam nyo, 'tong Mommy nyo, Ugly Duckling 'to e nung bata."..

Mom: "But look at me now.......[very proudly]......Silver Swan." [vinegar?]

1. R Vincent - I was talking to a colleague, "Hoy Bumbay, Bumbay.", because he's an Indian, so the Bumbay goes "Why do you call us Bumbay?, that's the name of a city, well so in that case, bakit Manila?".....

Dumbest Things You Heard in School by Chico and Delamar

In schools, we learn a lot of things we never knew before. Our teachers provide us the necessary facts, ideas and morals in life that we have to discover. But you know, sometimes, inadvertently, that's not the only things we got from them. Alongside with the academic lessons are some misconceptions and some not-so-witty things they said unintentionally. Lets admit it, those things are the reasons for us to deride them, putting them in such ridicule. School is a huge place where we could acquire a lot of things, whether it's good or bad, but that's okay, because it'll just make the serious life of students a bit fun and exciting....even if mocking their teachers and classmates is the only thing which encourages them to go back to school, why not!!.. right?

Well, that's Chico and Delamar's topic for the first day of classes this year, they list down all the dumbest things you heard anyone say on school...I realized, I should also give credit not only to C&D....but also to all the rushers who sent in their ludicrous entries to the Morning Rush top 10, that's why from now on, I will going to write down their names alongside with their own entries. Also another person deserving of an acknowledgment is Blu Ritz; the one who provides me with the all the recorded MR episodes......thanks to his blog...I will post the link....hehehe....

Here's the1st batch of entries.....

10. Miranova- During attendance, the home room teacher says "Ok class, para mabilis, lahat ng absent, ........taas kamay!".

9. Bree- The PE teacher, for some reason was talking about the world wars, so he said "I'm not sure, either it's the first or the second world war II." Chico : "That, really got me confused."

8. Mamski - Our chem teacher substituted for our absent health head teacher, and she said "Class, during menstruation, the reason you bleed is because when the egg cells are released, they bleed. " Chico : "It's the blood of the egg cells."

7. Girl Temperamental - We had a teacher who just entered the school and everyone was noisy, so he just started saying "Get Out!, Get Out!"..., so everyone started standing out and started leaving, then he goes "Where are you going, Didn't I just tell you, Get Out!...Get Out!............ your calculator."....(loud giggle)..Chico : "He's not yet finished!."

6. Carmine - A teacher applicant wrote in a sentence-completion test; the sentence went, "When the odds are against me [blank]........", so the teacher applicant said, "When the odds are against me, I will against them."...Del :"At least she's palaban."

5. Sosyalera - Their teacher said "Ok class, tomorrow, I'm bringing the Earth.", Chico : "The Globe!!!!."

4. Oscar dela Hopya - our teacher said "Ok class, get one whole sheet of pad paper.", then one classmate asked "Ma'am, crosswise or lengthwise."

3. Abernathy- one time, I asked our teacher, "Ma'am, how can you tell major from minor chords?"...the teacher answered "Ahh..simple lang yan, they're different."

2. Miguelito - our teacher right after the exam.."Pinis or not Pinis, fass your fafer."....so everyone started laughing....the he goes again "Ang yayabang ninyo, kala nyo kung sino kayong Ferpect. Ferpect ba kayo?, Ferpect?"...then the whole class laughed again."...Del : "There's no winning."

1. Specialist - He overheard 2 teachers talking about dogs, the one goes "Anong breed yung aso nyo?, Japanese Peech or Cockers Spaniard?"

2nd batch.......

10. Abernathy- we once had a teacher who said "You know Jumping Jack?, you know, the open the box, and the jack will jump?."...Chico : "Jack in the box, jumping jack is the exercise, it's not the jack that jumps, it's a clown.

9. Disaster 101 - Our teacher was so angry because students were questioning his capacity as an Engineering teacher, so he had to state his credentials.."Thirteen years old na akong nagtuturo ng engineering."..Chico : "So you don't know if he was saying was he's teaching since he was 13 yrs. old or he's been teaching for 13 years.

8. El Torto - During choral practice, our choir master was saying "The ones not singing, I can hear you."....Chico : "How can you hear them?"

7. R Vincent - the class was whooping around in Chem class, the teacher walked in and said one word "Evaporate!"...Chico : "Our teacher used to say, Class, settle your molecules....and she's the teacher who came in with bright stripes, so everyone was laughing, then she goes "What's funny?"...we had a classmate who raised his hand and say "Ma'am, because you look like a zebra."

6. Ireton - The teacher goes, class complete the sentence-My mother sleep.........then a classmate says "Ahmmm..like anus of chicken!"...Chico : "Parang pwet ng manok., it closes then it opens."...then they both play on that phrase-anus of chicken.

5. Joric - one time, everyone was like rushing into the classroom, pushing each other so the teacher shouted "Wag kayong magtulakan, Enter the room, little by little."...Chico : "Hands first, then feet next."

4. TMR Addict - the teacher was really angry at them so she said "Para kayong dinosaurs, ang lalaki nyo, ang liliit ng utak nyo!", then the classmate said "Ma'am kung dinosaur kami, kakainin namin kayo, wraaarrhhh!"

3. Page - the teacher said "Class, get a pencil!"

, then the classmate said "Ma'am ballpen?"

, the teacher replied "Sabi ko ballpen!"

, then the classmate asked again, "Ma'am, blue ink o red ink?"

2. Tyrone - a classmate once asked the teacher "Ma'am, namamana po ba ng anak ang pagkabaog ng ama?"....

1. Sosyalera - the teacher barged into the classroom, livid, angry and she shouted "Class, sino naglagay ng munggo sa aquarium, tumubo!,[C&D started laughing...really hard and loud!], puno na ng toge yung aquarium!, tignan nyo yung aquarium, puno na ng toge!"...Chico : "for experiments, to show you that plants follow lights, but hey, why not put it here, in the aquarium."

3rd batch.........

10. Astroboy - the teacher asked, "What are nitrates?", the classmate answered "Ma'am, more expensive than day rates"....Del : "What are you thinking?!"...

9. The Game - a classmate once told the professor "Sir, I have two word for you, Fri, Day"....the teacher this time, "Class, if your heart is having an attack, it is called a heart attack."

8. Tiririt - a classmate was teasing the teacher "Sir, malapit na Pasko, ano size ng T-shirt mo.", the teacher goes, "Aba..Aba..Aba, bad yan ha..bribery...small."

7. Tina Pie - the teacher goes "Class, give me examples of mutation."

.....then a classmate goes "Ma'am, seedless grapes."

.....the teacher said "Wow, Very Good, give me another one.",

.....then another classmate goes "Ma'am, boneless bangus."

Chico : "Remember the Erap joke, where they saw Erap planting nothing then they go, "Ano tinatanim mo?"

....then Erap goes "Duh!, seedless grapes."...

5. Mr. Perk - I once asked the teacher, "Ma'am cursive or print?", the teacher goes "Hinde!.., make it simple, paragraph form!"

4. Kid Santiago - my dad went to my school to get my report card, the teacher asked to him "Are you the mother or the father of Ken?"..Del : "You want me to show you, anatomically?"

3. Genovia - there was this pasosyal classmate of Genovia, and their teacher was aking them what they're parents do for a living, then the pasosyal classmate answered in a very maarte kolehiyala tone "Ahhmm...Kasi may Mom...ahhmmm, She's in Taiwan. ...She's working in a fabric."...Del : "Yeah!, inside the satin."

2. Feb Kinse - the teacher asked "Ano ang kaibahan ng 69 sa 6.9?", then a classmate answered "Mas panget yung 6.9 kasi may period."

1. No name - the teacher goes, "Class, tomorrow, bring colored puto."

...then a classmate asked "Ma'am pwede na ba yung ube-flavored sa Goldilocks?"

....the teacher replied "What do you think this is, picnic?...I said bring colored puto!,...colored puto-graph!"....that puts Chico and Del in euphoria

Last batch......

10. Nikki - During a Spelling, the teacher said "Number One.."...then a hand was raised, a student said "Ma'am...Wrong spelling, wrong?"

9. Antidote - the teacher said "Lahat ng lalaki, magbabahag...kahit anong kulay...basta red."

8. Feb Kinse - The teacher asked "Kung meron akong 5 anak sa unang asawa, 10 sa pangalawa at 3 sa ikatlong asawa, meron akong..???

"....then a student asnwered..."Kalandian???

".....Del : "More than a mathematical question, it was a moral one."

7. No Name - In their French Class, the teacher asked one student "Are you Chinese [in French, I don't know how to spell]

......then the student answered, she was half Chinese.."Mejwa"...[sounds like medyo]

6. No Name - the teacher goes "Ok class, what do you call a person who keeps on talking even when people are no longer interested??"

....then one student stood up and say "Ma'am...teacher.".....[giggling very hard].....

Del : "It's true. It's like a boomerang, you want the question to be answered and not to be thrown back to you as an insult."

Del : "Then, what's the proper answer?"

Chico : "..a DJ.".....[they both laughed]

Del : "No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

5. No Name - the kid was telling the parents "Alam nyo, ang lesson namin kanina sa school ay tungkol sa manok."

....then the father asked "Ah, talga?..madali ba?"

the kid answered "Chicken na chicken..."

...the father inquired again "E, ano score mo?"..

the kid said "Itlog."

Another entry...

Lock On Stratus - the teacher wrote a very difficult math equation on the board and said "O, sino nakakaalam ng solution sa equation na 'to?"

,...then a student raised his hand immediately and said "Ma'am.., kayo po."

.......Chico : "That is a correct answer for a certain degree."......Chico : "Del, we're not here to solve the problem, we're here just to compount them."

4. Call Boy 13 - the class was divided into 6 groups, but everyone was so magulo.....and then she said..."O, class....sino dito sa group Sex?..."

3. Glen - the student raised his hand and asked the teacher "Ma'am...ang utot ba bumubukol??"....[Del can't help but laugh while Chico's delivering it]

...then the teacher answered.."Hindeee..."

...the student said "Patay.....etat..na 'to." [they both find themselves in rapture, laughing really hard]

Del : "It's so gross."

2. Vice - there was a crime in school, so the reporter asked the teacher "Ma'am, ano po ang next move natin?"

..the teacher answered "DNA!"

..the reporter got confused and asked again "Ma'am, ano pong DNA?"

the teacher said "Di Namin Alam.!"....[tawa]

1. Sasha Purse - In a math class, the teacher said "Bumili ako ng baboy, hinati ko sa dalawa, bawat isa hinati ko ulit sa apat, at bawat isang natira, hinati ko pa sa sixteen, ano ang meron ako?"

......the student answered "Giniling!"

...Del :Ok, at this rate, let us not send our children to school, they're at danger."

then their own entries.......

Del - In law school in Ateneo, the teacher asked "Why does the law prohibit marriage between cousins?"....then one student asnwered in a very atenean way "Sir, because....ahhmmm,,,,the law does not permit marriages between cousins....because....their kids will be weirdos.".....Chico : "There's a grain of truth somewhere there."

Chico - We had a 5:30 class in Spanish 3, the teacher pointed to a student...and said "Excuse me Miss, were you called ?".....

..then the student answered "No, Sir, I have a jacket."..

Del : "I hope that's not in UP."

Chico : "That's in UP, maybe she was a bit sleepy."

Thanks....Please leave some comments!!!!!!!!!...that's not a request, that's an ORDER!!!.....kidding.....

Top Teacher's Quotes by Chico and Delamar

I'm back again! in writing something about Chico and Del's Top Ten, it's been a long while since I detached myself temporarily from them but as I said, I'm here now to post another interesting topic from the Morning Rush.

Their top10 that day was about the totally hilarious quotes by the teachers....funny because most of which attest to the common fact that nobody is perfect, all of us including our teachers made their own mistakes, they even sometimes play the stupid one for you wouldn't expect him/her [since he/she is a teacher] would commit errors...especially when it's about the lessons he/she's teaching.....especially grammar. This topic reminds me one of my teacher in High School-Mrs. Miguel of our Research class...She should have been here in this entry. All the funny stuffs she did and said way back then were all still etched on my mind. How can I forget her famous and very favorite font-"the New Times Roman"...hehehe......

Here's the 1st batch....................

10. A teacher always said "Panis na laway, nakakamatay."

9. From a listener who send his response, when I was in High School, we have a project wherein we have to do a portrait of somebody famous, di pwede ang hayop, bagay o prutas. During that time, Eraserheads was really famous and I wanted to draw Ely Buendia so I asked my teacher "Sir, pwede po ba ang Banda?"....the teacher replied very angrily "Hindi ba..kasasabi ko lang, di pwede ang hayop, ANO BA ANg PANDA, di ba HAYOP yun?"..Del: "No, not panda sir, banda.."

8. The Home Economics teacher said "You, get the broom and broom the room."..Del: "It's rhymed."

7. A teacher in an all-boy school said to a student "You're not a boy anymore....you're a man ANYMORE."

6. A teacher in a radio interview, a BS MAth graduate, at one point she goes "Alam nyo, kahit saang sulok pa tayo pumunta ng mundo, 1 + 1 =1."....Del "Oh no.." Chico "I mean her point was wherever you go, it will always be 1 + 1 = 2."...Del: "Uhhhmmm... BS MAth pala ha.!"....Chico: "Anong school huhu!!?"

5. They did a seat work and nobody was able to understand anything, so the teacher was so exasperated and said "Kayo ha!!!...you're not reading your books, just for that, my SURPRISE quiz tayo bukas."

4. A music teacher said "Bukas, maghanda kayo ng duet?", and then a naughty student asked "Ma'am, pwede tatlo kami?", the teacher replied "Kahit ilan kayo, basta duet.".....Del: "Oh no!!!...teachers.., come on!!!"

3. The teacher didn't want to have classes the next day but she wasn't allowed to do it so she said "Hindi ko pwedeng sabihing walang klase, pero ang sasabihin ko sa inyo....pag pumasok ako bukas at walang tao...eh...di walang klase."...Del: "Obviously this is college, In UP, there's a 15 minute rule, if the teacher is not there in 15 minutes, you can go, that means no classes."

2. The teacher goes "What is the plural of thief? [but pronounced as 'thef' by the teacher]....the students said "What??..What???"...the teacher exclaimed "Thef lang di nyo alam ang plural?? eh di..thieves [pronounced as 'thevs' by the teacher] thevs ang plural ng thef....Del interrupted "Thieves!!!!"....then they laughed for quite some time.....Del: "Mr. Policeman, there's a thef.!!"...Chico "A thef!!!...a thef who stole my handkerchef!!!"

1. From the CAT commander....he goes very sternly..."Your conduct is becoming....unbecoming!!"....

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Her's the next batch of entries........

10. They had to take their class/graduation pictures in a studio called Orly's photography [photography by Orly]...the teacher said "Bakit hindi kayo pumunta kay Mang Orly's?....Kausap ko si Mang Orly's kahapon, di raw kayo pumunta...nakakahiya naman kay Mang Orly's.."....Chico: "With an apostrophe s."

9. According to their music teacher....Grease is the longest running musical..kaya yan longest kasi may Grease 1 at Grease 2......Del: "What's the longest one?"...Chico: "Cats.....when somebody throws you something..".....Both: "Cats!!"..[while laughing out loud]..

8. The teacher instructed the students "Magdala kayo ng crayons bukas ha!!..yung may kulay at yung wala."

7. People were laughing behind the teacher's back, the teacher heard them laughing so she exclaimed "He..he...hey.....What's the funny?"..[loud giggle]

In an accounting class.....no matter how hard they try to study every time they have an exam, atleast half of them will have a grade of 5.0-a failing grade...so finally the teacher goes "Class, remeber the saying...No PAIN, No Glory."....[loud laugh]...Chico "Mixing up the sayings...yeah...next to No GUTS, No GAIN."

The teacher goes.."Please guys.....let's work as a teamwork."

The teacher was so angry so she goes "So early morning, you're boiling my blood."...[Chico has gone mad.]

The students were all rushing into the classroom and they were pushing each other so the teacher said "Huwag nga kayong magtulakan....Enter the classroom...little by little." Chico: "Arm first, and then one leg, then the other leg." ..Del: "one by one....not little by little..What are you?..a fluid?"

6. The class was very noisy....finally the teacher yelled "STOP!!!!!!"...so the class stopped whatever they're doing...so the teacher goes "Who told you to STOP??"..

5. The teacher wrote this on the blackboard...it was an exam...Spell the following words.

4. The teacher give the instructions a couple of times already and then one student goes "Sir...come again."...so the teacher replied "How many times do I have to come again?"...Chico: "Don't say it that way?"...[it may mean something different especially for the perverts]..

3. On a day where a lot of people are late....the teacher exclaimed "Why are you only now?"...

During exam, the teacher goes..."Are you through?"....the student retorted "Not yet Ma'am."....the teacher said "Then, through it!!!"...Chico: "Tapusin mo..!!"

2. It was a fill in the blank exam, the first question went.....[Blank] is the [Blank] of [Blank] [Blank] and [Blank]...Chico: "You've got to be kidding me."...."What student would get the answer.?"....

1. The English teacher goes "Class, f is ef, p is pi, get the foint?"....they laugh out loud

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The last ludicrous entries............

10. The physics professor said "Class what is a Porsche?"...nobody in the class got it, so the teacher said "Class, a Porsche is just simply either a fush or a full."...[giggling]...Del: "Force!!!!."

9. The student asked "Ma'am...do we write cursive, or do we write in cursive or in print?"....the teacher replied..."Oh...No...No..just write in paragraph form."

8. They were standing in a line and the teacher was referring at the very back and said "You!!, at the back...with no one behind."

7. The teacher goes "Beware of pickpockets in a cementery."...the student goes "Ma'am cementery????"......so the teacher replied "Ow...Sorry guys...Sorry!!...Sorry!!..Beware of the pickpockets in the Loyola Cementery."

6. This is a Filipino teacher....and they were discussing famous Filipino authors..the teacher goes "At sinong Pilipino ang hindi makaka-alala sa henyong manunulat na si.......????.....si????....sino nga ba yun????!!!.." [they gone mad]....Del: "Apparently you!".

5. Somebody asked the teacher "Ma'am anong tama, multi-national or multi-national?" [the second one was pronounced as multay]...the teacher answered "Multi-national [pronounced as multay]..pag multay-national english, pag multi-national tagalog."

4. The teacher said "Class, I'm sorry for being absent for a couple of days cause I'm suffering from 'jarya'."...Del: "Diarrhea...jarya?.."

Somebody threw a paper plane at a teacher, and it hit him on the head..so when the paper plane hit him, he turned around and said "Who said that??!!!!"

3. Teacher "Class time for our exam, right minus correct."...Del: "Right minus wrong."

2. They were having an English campaign...the teacher said "Class, everyone will speak only in English, MALIWANAG??"

the teacher asked them "Ok class, fall in line, then pass out one by one."

1. The teacher goes "Halika dito Grace!...tignan nyo tong si Grace, maayos ang buhok, kumpleto ang uniporme, may ID, malinis....siya dapat ang tularan niyo..!!!........sige maupo ka na ANAK."...Chico "It turns out Grace was her daughter."

Thanks Chico and Del......hehehe..hope I could find another great topic and I'm eying for their Top Driver's Quotes....hehehe

Cheesiest Pick-Up Lines

Girls often say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and I guess it's somehow true for some. But how about us, guys?..what's the way to win a girl's heart?..Well, I think it starts with a little chat, an interesting conversation, a self-introduction, a cheesy yet effective pick-up line. Guys should know what words to throw to catch a girl's attention but sometimes it's inevitable to be stunned with her presence and to run out of words when you're in front of her. So I come up with this topic for this post-which I got from RX's Playtime's Hot Topic with Gino [cause Hazel wasn't around that night-it was months ago.] to notify other guys out there that having a nice pick-up line is a great first move to get a girl of your (wet)dreams.....Just kidding...Believe me, though most of the time girls find it corny and quite offensive, some of them still can't help but fall for it....hahaha....time to get CORNY!!!!......

Please, write down what's your favorite line among the list. Be it the one you find the cheesiest/funniest/sexiest/most stupid...ok..?

1. Guy : "Hi! Miss, I'll buy you a drink."

Girl : "I don't need one."

Guy: "No, I think you do, 'coz your HOT!!"

2. Guy : "Did you fart?"

Girl : "No!!!, why?"

Guy : "Because you blew me away."

3. Guy : "Do you like geometry?"

Girl : "No, why?"

Guy : "Because you're beautiful in any angles."

4. Guy : "Kung posporo ko at ako, e di match tayo."

5. Guy: "I'm a bee, can you be my honey?"

6. Guy : "I'm such a bad shooter."

Girl : "Why do you say so?"

Guy : "Because I keep on missing you."

7. Guy : "Can I check your pockets."

Girl : "Why???!!!"

Guy : ""Cause I think my heart is in there."

8. Guy : "You're like a sun."

Girl : "How am I like a sun?"

Guy : "Coz your hot, you're like a moon"

Girl : "In what way?"

Guy : "I wanna see you tonight."

9. Guy : "You're like RX FM."

Girl : "How?"

Guy : "Because you're Manila's Hottest."

10. Guy : "I'm a scientist, can you be my lab?"

11. Guy : "Are you blind?"

Girl : "No, what makes you think I am?"

Guy : "Coz you don't see I'm falling for you.., are you deaf?"

Girl : "No, why again?"

Guy : "Because you don't hear my heart's beating for you."

12. Guy : "I wanna touch your heart, I wanna make sure, it beats only for mine."

13. Guy : "Do you know karate?"

Girl : "No, why?"

Guy : "Because your body's kicking."

14. Guy : "I forgot my name, can I call you mine?"

15. Guy : "Is there a problem on your back?"

Girl : "No, nothing, why?"

Guy : "Because I thought angels have wings."

16. Guy : "Do you have a map?"

Girl : "Sorry, I don't have any, why do you need one?"

Guy : "I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."

17. Guy : "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."

18. Guy : "Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?"

19. Guy : "Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns."

20. Guy : "Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night."

21. Guy : "What's exactly the time now?"

Girl : "10:30?"

Guy : "So today is March 16, 2009, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."

22. Guy : "Are you religious?"

Girl : "No, not really..why?"

Guy : "Cause you are the answers to all my prayers."

23. Guy : "Is there a rainbow today?"

Girl : "I think there's none, I don't see any."

Guy : "I just found the treasure I've been searching for!"

24. Guy : "If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty."

25. Guy : "Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?"

26. Guy : "Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?"

27. Guy : "Hi, my name is Ryan. I'm funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure."

28. Guy : "Can I take your picture?"

Girl : "Why?"

Guy : "Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas."

29. Guy : "Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you, my dear, have left one great leap on mine!"

30. Guy : "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

31. Guy : "I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

32. Guy : "Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right?"

Girl : "No!!!"

Guy : "Damn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up."

33. Guy : "Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?"

34. Guy : "Hey baby. You got a jersey?"

Girl : "A jersey?...What for?"

Guy : "Because I need your name and number."

35. Guy : "You must be a magnet, because it looks like you are attracted to my buns of steel."

36. Guy : "You know, we have actually met before. Remember the dream you had of the perfect guy? I was the guy standing to his right."

37. Guy : "Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? A damn little kid with wings shot me."

38. Guy : Is that a mirror in your pocket?..Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants."

39. Guy : "Sit on my lap, and let's talk about the first thing that pops up."

40. Guy : "You must be working on KFC, because those are great breasts and legs."

41. Guy : "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your BedRock."

42. Guy : "Hi my name is Ryan. Remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long."

43. Guy : "You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear."

44. Guy : "Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?"

45. Guy : "All those curves, and me with no brakes-perfect match."

46. Guy : "If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

47. Guy : "My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it. Hurry!!!"

48. Guy : "Do I know you?. You look exactly like my next girlfriend."

49. Guy : "Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Heard you're looking for me."

50. Guy : "Were you arrested?"

Girl : "Nope."

Guy : "It's gotta be illegal to look that good."

51. Guy : "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?"

52. Guy : "Hey, go phone your mom, say to her, you won't be coming home tonight."

53. Guy : "Hey, you're under arrest. Charge-trespassing in my dreams."

that's all, I got some of them from the Playtime with Gino and I googled some online. Please tell me what's your favorite one.

25 Things

I should have written this entry weeks ago, but it's only now that I find time to do it. Chie is the one to blame why I struggled making this post. I don't wanna make a lengthy preamble for this one 'cause this post is already long, it doesn't need much of an introduction.

Here are the 25 things you may not know about me................

1. First, I hate those people who don't leave any comments after reading an entry on my blog. That's why I always warn them to post some because by doing so will make me feel appreciated and will encourage me to write more...So next time, put a comment on my work...it wouldn't cost much of your time and energy..

2. Back in High School, I acquired lots of names. Different classmates of mine call me in different names. The first name tagged on me, if I can recall it right was "Dimples"...yeah..I forgot who gave me that girly name...but that's ok, in fact it suits me 'cause I have dimples....hehehe.....and I guess that's the reason why that 'forgotten' classmate of mine used to call me as such...but calling me in that name didn't last so long, 'cause I told to that person that it's indeed such a girly name. Then here comes Karen, after we spoofed the famous McDO commercial for our English class, started calling me "Lolo"...[remember that advertisement?....the one with the old man with Alzheimer's and her grand daughter Karen]....then days after, she's no longer the only one calling me that way....Reinel and Tin began referring me as their 'lolo' too-the reason?, they were Karen's children, and that made them my instant apos sa tuhod. Then there was Ana, Karen's twin kuno. Many people are saying they look very much alike so she also labeled me as her lolo. Can you imagine?..I don't look old that time and I'm not on my 20's pa, but I already have 2 apos and 2 apos sa tuhod already....It lasted till now, and I hope they won't stop calling me by that name, that's why on my phonebook, I named them apo1(Karen), apo2 (Reinel, since he looks more mature than Tin..hahaha), apo3 (Tin), and apo4 (Ana). Then other classmates of mine called me "Babs"...I also forgot who coined that name....Jaja, AA, Apholl [who is forcing me to attend to their church] and other Nosides Einsteins before referred me as such....KC called me "Yan-yan"....and Paula used to call me her "Fuckner"....and they both still does. And of course, my other unclassified classmates, call me by my given name "Ryan"....Wait!!!...I almost forgot, Joseph used to call and still calling me "Shobe", in return I call him my "Achi"...Chinese terms for baby sister and sister respectively-got if from JLee...she's our "Anya" (brother).....So in total, I have 7 names....too many..!!!!

3. My favorite subject is Science especially Biology, even though I'm not a Science major....hahaha....But Physics is an exemption, hate it, abhor it, too much calculations and analysis.....I excel more on memorization 'cause let's just say I have a sharp memory....hahaha...[lifting my own chair???].

4. I've been in UP Diliman for four long years but I still haven't seen the Oblation Run....Why would I bother to witness that event?......There's no reason for me to be there, wanna know why???.......'cause I also have that thing which was bluntly displayed on that juncture...huh!

5. Another thing which I still haven't experienced in my UP life so far is to borrow books from the library......I don't know how to do it.....besides, our lectures are all available online, I'll just have to print them all...no need to borrow heavy books...such a burden...besides again!!, I only go to libraries whenever lethargy hits my body...it's nap time Yahoooo!!! ....BTW, I love our Eng Lib II....so modern, fully air-conditioned, and there's a free conference room too...perfect place to rest..hehehe...

6. I'm not a picky eater. I eat anything and believe it or not I prefer vegetables dishes for my main meals. I can consume 5 cups of rice whenever I get vegetable meals for my lunch or dinner, but I'm not a vegetarian. I eat meats too, but a little less. I eat any kinds of foods, be it a pasta, pizza, and anything with cheese or Chinese cuisines like mami, lomi, pancit and dimsums or even street foods. The only things I don't eat are okra, chesa, cauliflower, menudo [my stomach can't take this dish], liver at lamang-loob. I can't say I don't eat sweets, it's just that I'm not fond of eating such, di lang ako mahilig. Cakes and ice cream are the only desserts I eat in large amounts. Favorite cake flavor-Coffee from Red Ribbon, Ice Cream-Cheese, Double Dutch, Cookies and Cream.

7. Too much details on food..., Another thing about me is that I am trying hard to be a bookworm....of course not of academic books, but of great well-known novels written by famous writers....Yeah..Believe it!!!!!..Damn!, don't you dare to hesitate...Thanks to Mavee, I already read Victor Hugo's Les Miserables, The Diary of Anne Frank, Tuesdays With Morrie, The Giver and The Wuthering Heights which is still in my possession even I'm done reading it.....but now, it seems like I won't be able to grow as a bookworm...'cause it's been months since I last lay my eyes on books for I can't afford to buy one....I wanna read Angels and Demons, The Odyssey, Pride and Prejudice, Hamlet, Memoirs of a Geisha and of course the books from best author in the world Bob Ong. I don't have any idea if he had released new books, the last book I read from him is the Stainless Longganisa and that was years ago......I hope I could read his new stuffs but my pockets and wallets are both empty....Poor me, so if you know you have the books I'm craving for......please, lend those to me, promise, I'll give 'em back.

8. I'm a movie person. I love watching movies be it on theaters; which I truly miss or on DVDs or online [thru Graboid]. Nothing in particular, any genres will do as long as it's not boring. But I consider romantic-comedy films on top of my list. Next is comedy/action then horror/suspense/thriller and sci-fi/supernatural.

9. I'm a TV addict too and that makes me a genuine couch potato. I always hear my father or my mother say "'Pag si Ryan talaga may hawak ng remote, di mo maiintindihan kung ano pinapanood mo, palipat-lipat.".....I gotta admit it, it's somehow true. I always switch channels every commercial breaks. I can't avoid doing so because there are shows that I like to watch that have the same time slots...And I want to see all of them that's why I switch networks in between gaps....I just wanna add, one evening, my mother was watching Marian's TV soap when I suddenly go downstairs and turn the TV to ETC to watch E News....She blurted out "Sino ba nagpababa kay Ryan?, ayan na naman o hawak yung remote."....then I replied "Patalastas pa naman ma e."....I saw her feel infuriated so I switch it back to 7 ang go upstairs and turn the radio on.

10. My family and other people always thought I'm lazy, a sluggard, but for me, having the fact that I know myself better than others, I could say that I'm not lazy,....not totally...just a bit....a greater bit maybe...[meron ba nun?..hahaha]. It's just that when there's something that's needed to be done, I don't immediately work on it....It's just that I love cramming...hehehe..and besides I get it done on time....But when it's about house chores, it's a different story. It's very very very rare that I put my hands on our broom. But I'm not lazy!!!...it's just that it isn't my job, it's my brother's...hahaha...The only tasks I do on our home are washing my own dishes, because we have a rule [pinggan mo, hugas mo], clean the electric fan sometimes when asked, remove dusts from our TV set when my father says so, and to wash and cook the rice whenever my younger brother was asleep or not around...So, I'm not lazy right?...that's four strenous jobs...that's why they don't have the right to call me a sluggard.

11. In connection with my entry on #10, I recall one afternoon, my younger brother Raffy...was asked to sweep the floor. He was so infuriated and he refused to do what was asked of him because he was asked to do other things several times prior to this new one and he complied on all of those. I understand his sentiments but my father kept on insisting him to do it..When I saw my brother's disappointed/mad look, me, just trying to cool down this heated situation, I blurted out "Wag ka na kasing umangal, ako nga ang dami kong ginagawa sa bahay, di ako umaangal.....nanonood ako ng TV habang nakikinig ng radyo, nagco-computer pa 'ko, tapos kumakain pa 'ko kahit ayaw ko...tapos natutulog pa ko....humihiga pa ako sa sofa...ang dami-dami kong ginagawa, pero nakita mo ba akong nagreklamo..di ba hinde..wag ka na kasing umangal, sumunod ka na lang.."...then all of us laughed....hahaha....I don't know if what I said become a great relief to him...haha....

12. I always thought the term 'lol' on text messages means 'ulol' for short. So before, every time someone texted me with that word, I always replied lol ka din.....hahaha....such an oaf...hahaha....I only figured out it's true meaning thru an ad on TV....I never thought it means laughing out loud.....What a shame Ryan!!!!....

13. I don't believe in the saying to see is to believe. Di ba, it means that if you wanna believe that something exists or happening, you must first able to witness it, right?.....then how come girls who after caught their boyfriends making out with other woman would say "I can't believe it, you did this to me.!!!".....or a person after winning the biggest jackpot in lotto would exclaim "Is this really happening?, I can't believe this, am I dreaming?.!!!"...get my pointless point?...hahaha...

14. Do you know that my first ever PE in college was Scrabble ?.....and I enjoyed that class 'cause I learned a lot of 2-letter words that's valid for the game...like jo, ap, aa, fy, xi...and many more...are they really words?...then why are they not in any encyclopedia?...

15. Whenever I feel bored with either the way my prof is discussing the lessons or by the class itself, what I always do to skip that monotony is to go out of the class and pretend that I'm going to CR [It's a legal move, 'cause in UP you don't have to say "May I go out?" to your prof just for him to allow you to leave his class] Well, I really go to the CR but just about for 2 minutes, I'll fix my messy hair...but what my prof don't know is that I spend the remaining 13 or 8 minutes sitting in the stairs outside the room..so I'm gone for 15 or 10 minutes without him knowing it...hahaha..I only did that on my 1st and 2nd years especially on my GE classes....I remember I did it couple of times on my Philo 11 class, but lucky me, I got 1.25....hahaha...but now, I quit, I stop. Promise!!!!

16. I am not a man full of dreams meaning I don't have a dream in life, I don't have any particular goals....just give me a laptop, a digicam, and slide-up phone, I'll be happy....hahaha...

17. I'm a good big brother to my siblings because every time they need some help with their homeworks, I provide all the knowledge they requires. And if you thought I'm that kind and selfless, then you're totally wrong, of course evrything in this world has its own price-even my efforts and incomparable wisdom...[naks!!..ang hangin]....After solving their academic problems, in return, they have to pay me [mura lang naman], usually 5 or 10 pesos, or a merienda will suffice...hahaha....

18. My favorite physical feature is my wrist, the part where wrist bands are worn because I guess it's the sexiest part of my body.... :( ....and the part I hate the most, is my hair, so thick, so hard, so messy.....I always have to check if it's fixed or not....Damn..I can't find the perfect hairstyle for me.....pakalbo na lang kaya ako...

19. I don't like hot drinks...I prefer my tea, coffee and chocolate to be ice-cold. Drinking hot liquids won't refresh me, it would just aggravate the heat I'm feeling, especially this summer......

20. I'm not a good swimmer, I can't do freestyle, breast stroke, back stroke, floating, treading....I can only dive..swim under the water.....

21. I love witnessing brawls and riots...Hey I live in Tondo, those just happened ordinarily in our place.....can't avoid to see those....I also witnessed a frat war before in UP, that happened on my 2nd year when we are on our Geog 1 class. It happened before we enter our room, we were waiting outside for the previous class to go out......what we don't know is that there were these frat guys...I think 4 of them who were also waiting outside for someone inside our room, So the moment the guy from the previous class, step out his foot of the room, the four guys start to ambush him with intense punches......All of my classmates were scared that time, we don't know what to do, so we just stay on the side of the corridor. We see the whole pambubugbog....kawawa yung guy.....there was blood all over the floor and even on the bulletin board.....It just stopped when the girls [I think the gfs of the 4 bad guys] arrived, they were pleading to stop what they're doing...and so they did, leaving the guy on the floor....with a bloody and seems like disfigured face....Bunch of people reached him to the clinic......then we go inside.....then while we were on our class, we thought the fight is over, but it's not....we can still hear the noise and mura of the people outside...I think the frat co-members of the beaten up guy, came to seek their vengance....resulting to frat war 2.....then our prof blurted out "Normal lang yan...pabayaan nyo sila...mapapagod din yan..."...

22. I'm good in playing cards....be it solitaire, tong-its, pares-pares, unggoy-unggoyan, or pusoy way, pusoy dos. But my favorite card to play is the UNO card......Way back in High School, when I first learned how to play that game..and I enjoyed it...I remember whwn we were playing me, Tin, Ana and Kim....Since I'm close with Tin and Ana and being devils the we are, we came up with a plan of making Kim our victim.....making him succumb with our witty, dirty tricks.....and we did....he lose the game......for a gazillion times....feeling nostalgic now...

23. If ever I would be given a supernatural power, I would choose the powers of rapid cellular generation to make me easily recover from any kinds of wounds and diseases, the power to stop time so I could do anything I want without restrictions from anyone, and the power to move in different places in just a snap of a finger because I love to travel and that's the cheapest way to go to all the corners of the world.

24. I can't keep my promises......asked Apholl for that.....I think last year, she invited me to attend to their "mysterious church".....[ I don't know if she was planning to be a nun or what]....several times....but of course I wasn't able to attend a single Sunday.....Sorry....

25. I miss all my high school friends.....especially Mulawin..Jlee, Kr, Jep, Ana, Anne, Emma....gruoup4 sa Physics....achi, jack, exi, pre,....and jaja,karen,chie,apholl,aa,reinel,tin [who said she was going home last summer, I'm waiting for my snow pa naman]..,hope I see you soon...very soon especially some of you are graduating na...huhu...ewan...di naman gano.....slight lang...hahaha.......

...HardCourt SweetHearts...

Eerie things are happening on Earth and I don't know why. I thought angels dwell on heaven but how come some of them are here, and they don't have wings!!. And you know, what's more odd?, they're playing a sport played by humans-Volleyball. Damn intro, OK...I'll cut this crap, I'm pertaining to the semi-goddesses volleyball players; stunningly beautiful and great volleyball athletes and I'm going to name some and post few of their photos for you to see how talented and pretty they are. You know, it's really entertaining to watch such games because not only that you are enjoying the action but also you are able to see some of the eye-candies.

Wait!!..I just realized...this post's title sounds like a pron site, just remove the t sound from the hardcourt, and bang you're on a porn site....hahahaha....lol...just don't mind what I've blurted out.

Let's start with the most popular Volleyball player in the country now. You're right, I'm speaking of Rachel Anne Daquis of FEU Lady Tamaraws, who

Rachel Anne Daquis

wears jersey number 3. I assure you, all fanatics of this sport, know her. Why not?, she has the looks, the talent, and the smarts of a perfect volleyball player. She is an open hitter in their team, meaning

Daquis in Action

she gets most of the sets, and scored most of the points. No doubt that she's on the top 5 best scorer for this UAAP season. She's tall, long-legged lady having a shiny white skin, and a face to die for. She could nail the ball on the opponent's court whenever she get a fine set, but on the times she doesn't, she uses her head and place the

Great Leap

ball to a place where there are no defenders, making a score. She has a weird approach on the ball, as if she was kicking before she hit the ball. Yes, it's weird but it's very effective. She puts an enormous power on most of her spikes that's why it's hard to receive. She has also a very fine serve, which most of the time turned out to be an ace.

Next on the list is my personal favorite, the great and vivacious tigress Ma. Angeli Tabaquero. She's an open hitter of the UST squad who wears jersey

Tabaquero Serving

number 2. She can spike the ball really hard, giving the defenders of the other team a hard time receiving her shots. She's also one of the top scorers in the UAAP. She also has an eye on the empty spots on the opponent's court, dropping the ball to those holes, making a point but most of the time

Angeli Spikes

she rely on her tremendous power. What I like about her when she was spiking the ball, is her form, her approach. I consider her as one of the volleyball athletes who has a beautiful form. Her body in air looks like this sign ) ....and I think that's where she gets her power because she's slim which makes you think that she doesn't have that power to make the ball through the net. Not only that she is a good attacker, she can also score points from her blocks, with her height, it is possible. She's a great digger too, she has lot of spectacular saves. She's willing to dive for the ball. She's an all around player. The thing I like about her the most, is her energy. She's very lively on the court. She always wear her signature smile whenever she scores or misses the ball, and when it seems like all her teammates lose

Catching the Ball

hope, she's there to cheer the whole team up. She encourages her squad. She's fun to watch making her a crowd-favorite. She also has that 'pamewang' pose of her, whenever she won the joust on the net or score against a trash-talking opponent. She would not do that unless the opponent did it first especially FEU, the likes of Morada...and I like it when she does that. The sad news is that, she's missing in this season's line-up for UST, and I don't have a clue why. But I hope I see her in action next year.

Still from the den of the mighty tigresses is another pretty player, the setter of the UST, who wears jersey number 14-Denise Patricia Tan. Another crowd

Tan Receiving the Ball

favorite despite being a setter. In volleyball, the setter usually doesn't get much of the credit and attention because it's seldom that they score a point. But with her alluring presence, it's enough to be considered a crowd-drawer. In the UAAP, she is the tallest among the tossers. As a setter her task is to give the ball to her spikers in their desired height and speed. She must established a good rapport on each of her attackers because each attackers has their own desired sets. It's really hard to become the setter, because it has a lot of thinking. A setter is like a point guard, she will dictates

Setting the Ball

the play of the team and Tan never failed to do all of that. If you think a setter couldn't score a point, you're mistaken, Denise can. With her height, it's too easy for her to dunk or tip the ball, catching the opponents off-guard, and she's good at that. Another way to score is through service. She has steep and powerful serve that converts into a point. She is one of the great servers of the league. But this

Denise Great Form

season, she acquired an injury, that's why she wasn't able to play in most of their games. Hope she fully recovers now in preparation for next season.

Let's not go too far for the next player I'll talk about is one of my contacts here in multiply. From my very own campus, the lady who wears jersey number 2 on

Jedd Outside the Court

court-Jedd Montero. She plays as an open spiker for UP. She has the power to get the ball through the net and score a point. She's one of the dependable players of the fighting maroons. She possesses an enormous power which she puts on all of her spikes. She's not that tall but with the right timing, she could

On the Beach

nail the ball on the opponent's floor. One thing too, she has a powerful serve that's so hard to receive. I know on a year or two, she will become one of the best power hitters in UAAP.

From maroon, let's go green-De La Salle. One woman to watch out for in the green archers is the very talented and pretty Charlene Abigail Cruz or popularly known as Cha. She's a 2nd year player but it was only this season I was able to see her play. She wears jersey number 11. I think she's the most versatile athlete in UAAP now...wanna know why?...She plays as an alternate setter of her team, whenever their usual setter is out of the court or too far

Cha After the Game

from the ball, she was the one carrying the load of setting the ball to her teammates, and she does it pretty well. She could also play as an effective spiker. She could be an open hitter or a middle spiker. I like how the way she hit the ball, she stretch her arms well, that's why her shots are fast and 'patusok'. She hits the ball in a perfect angle. Also, with her height, she also scored some points from her offensive blocking. She's a great digger too, a dependable defensive player just like on their 2nd round of elims game against FEU, she was able to dig all of the spikes of Daquis be it a powerful shot or a drop ball. Nice athleticism.

Speaking of DLSU, I might as well talk about someone from it's arch rival-Ateneo. I found the rookie Fille Saint Cainglet of the blue Eagles cute. She looks like 'neneng-nene' or 'batang-bata'. Being a rookie, it's very unexpected to see her play like a veteran. She's a open spiker who scores couple of points from her shots. She shows a lot of promise. Believe me, give her a year or two, she will become one of the great scorers in the UAAP, because now on her first playing year, she was able to challenge higher year players and prove to them that she has something that they have to watch out for next seasons.

Alright, this is where it will end. Reiterating what I've said on the intro, it's REALLY entertaining to watch volleyball games because not only that you are enjoying the action but also you are able to see some of the eye-candies playing there.

CIAO.