It's Now Official

At first, I wasn't sure about it, I'm thinking that I'm surmising the wrong thing. There's still doubt in my mind saying that it isn't true, asking myself was I just misjudging what I'm seeing and feeling?....Am I over-reacting?...But I know I've seen scads amount of signs out there making my hypothesis a bit firm. But still I wasn't sure if those signals were telling the truth. I'm still uncertain about my observations. I can't tell about it out loud for I understand that there's a tinge of qualm with my word, there's a hesitation in my voice. The question is still in my head. Is this really happening?

Couple of days have past and I feel certain now. All the doubts and uncertainties are gone leaving my mind clear with a truth. The hypothesis I had those days has turned into a solid FACT. No more worries and double-thinking. People have spoken, signs are felt and authorities released a statement. It is now official....I could say it out loud now..."Summer na daw!!!!!".....Yes...Bakasyon na....and this crap was a mere exaggeration. hehe

[Hanep sa intro, kala mo kung ano, yun lang pala....hehehehe.., ADIK talaga ako no?..hehehehe...]

Summer na po, mainit na kasi e...Happy Summer Days to All !!!!!

The Guy Named Oscar

I watched the Oscars yesterday; it was telecast by ABS at 9:45 am. The big night was hosted by Wolverine-Hugh Jackman [I didn't know he can sing and dance] and it was held on Kodak Theater. As expected, it was a star-studded occasion, the nominees and some famous celebrity presenters were there [Brangelina and Jen Aniston were on the same room, hehehe]. The program was short yet spectacular. Few intermission numbers, they just go straight to giving the awards-which was the right way to set an awards night, right?......
It began with a musical number by the host himself, paying tribute to all the movies nominated in a comical way. It's a nice way to start the ceremony. Then after some chit-chat, I think the first award given was the Best Supporting Actress [correct me if not, I was switching channels that time, I was also watching NBA on CS 9, Cleveland vs Detroit]. Penelope Cruz got the award and said "Has anybody ever fainted here?, Because I might be the first one"...then Tina Fey and the funny guy came to give the Screenplay awards [I don't know his name] that pair were the most hilarious presenters that night, their first line up to the last were really all funny....Slumdog won the Adapted screenplay. Actually, all the presenters were funny; Jen and Jack Black throw some funny stuffs too as well as Will Smith and Natalie Portman together with the 'bearded' guy whom I think is Ben Stiller [He was funny too]. But the most awaited moment there is the time when The Best Actress/Actor awards have to be given. But before that, Heath Ledger won the Best Supporting Actor trophy again for his remarkable portrayal of the crazy Joker. His family accepted the award very proud and emotional.
I like how the Best Actress/Actor awards were given, the five previous winners of the category were all there, paying tribute to the works of each present nominees. It's really great, each previous winners giving their personal remarks on each present nominees, that's totally awesome, right?. For the Best Actress category, past winners like Shirley MacLaine, Tilda Swinton, Halle Berry, Nicole Kidman and Sophia Lauren threw some wonderful comments on the nominees like Anne Hathaway [she looks really pretty], Angelina Jolie, Marissa Tomei, Kate Winslet and Meryl Streep. On the male counterpart, Anthony Hopkins, Michael Douglas, Robert DeNiro, Kevin Kline and Marion Cotillard did the same thing to the nominees Sean Penn, Rourke, Brad Pitt and the others... [don't know their names]....that part was really great.....and acting awards were eventually won by Kate Winslet (The Reader) and Sean Penn (Milk)....Winslet said that "I'd be lying if i haven't made a version of this speech before. I think I was probably 8 yrs. old and staring into the bathroom mirror and this would be a shampoo bottle [the Oscar trophy]. But it's not a shampoo bottle now."...From that I think she really wanted that award, and I think she deserved it.....
All in all, the Oscars was really fantastic, Wolverine did a pretty nice job hosting the event, and entertaining the audience for almost 4 hours...I like the visuals presented in the Kodak Theater, the lights and clips were all awesome...Hope the next year's would be a lot more fun and interesting....
Here's the incomplete list of winners.....
Best Picture - Slumdog Millionaire
Best Actor - Sean Penn (Milk)
Best Actress - Kate Winslet (The Reader)
Best Director - David Boyle (Slumdog Millionaire)
Best Foreign Language Film - Departures (Japan)
Best Song - Slumdog Millionaire
Best Music Score - Slumdog Millionaire
Best Film Editing - Slumdog Millionaire
Best Sound Mixing -Slumdog Millionaire
Best Sound Editing - The Dark Knight
Best Visual Effects - Curious case of Benjamin Button
Best Supporting Actor - Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight)
Best Cinematography - Slumdog Millionaire
Best Make-up -Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Best Costume Design - The Duchess
Best Art Direction - Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Best Animated Film - Wall-E
Best Adapted Screenplay - Slumdog Millionaire
Best Original Screenplay - Milk
Best Supporting Actress - Penelope Cruz

The Guy Named Oscar

I watched the Oscars yesterday, it was telecast by ABS at 9:45 am. The big night was hosted by Wolverine-Hugh Jackman [I didn't know he can sing and dance] and it was held on Kodak Theater. As expected, it was a star-studded occasion, the nominees and some famous celebrity presenters were there [Brangelina and Jen Aniston were on the same room, hehehe]. The program was short yet spectacular. Few intermission numbers, they just go straight to giving the awards-which was the right way to set an awards night, right?......

It began with a musical number by the host himself, paying tribute to all the movies nominated in a comical way. It's a nice way to start the ceremony. Then after some chit-chat, I think the first award given was the Best Supporting Actress [correct me if not, I was switching channels that time, I was also watching NBA on CS 9, Cleveland vs Detroit]. Penelope Cruz got the award and said "Has anybody ever fainted here?, Because I might be the first one"...then Tina Fey and the funny guy came to give the Screenplay awards [I don't know his name] that pair were the most hilarious presenters that night, their first line up to the last were really all funny....Slumdog won the Adapted screenplay. Actually, all the presenters were funny, Jen and Jack Black throw some funny stuffs too as well as Will Smith and Natalie Portman together with the 'bearded' guy whom I think is Ben Stiller [He was funny too]. But the most awaited moment there is the time when The Best Actress/Actor awards have to be given. But before that, Heath Ledger won the Best Supporting Actor trophy again for his remarkable portrayal of the crazy Joker. His family accepted the award very proud and emotional.

I like how the Best Actress/Actor awards were given, the five previous winners of the category were all there, paying tribute to the works of each present nominees. It's really great, each previous winners giving their personal remarks on each present nominees, that's totally awesome, right?. For the Best Actress category, past winners like Shirley MacLaine, Tilda Swinton, Halle Berry, Nicole Kidman and Sophia Lauren threw some wonderful comments on the nominees like Anne Hathaway [she looks really pretty], Angelina Jolie, Marissa Tomei, Kate Winslet and Meryl Streep. On the male counterpart, Anthony Hopkins, Michael Douglas, Robert DeNiro, Kevin Kline and Marion Cotillard did the same thing to the nominees Sean Penn, Rourke, Brad Pitt and the others...[don't know their names]....that part was really great.....and acting awards were eventually won by Kate Winslet (The Reader) and Sean Penn (Milk)....Winslet said that "I'd be lying if i haven't made a version of this speech before. I think I was probably 8 yrs. old and staring into the bathroom mirror, and this would be a shampoo bottle [the Oscar trophy]. But it's not a shampoo bottle now."...From that I think she really wanted that award, and I think she deserved it.....

All in all, the Oscars was really fantastic, Wolverine did a pretty nice job hosting the event, and entertaining the audience for almost 4 hours...I like the visuals presented in the Kodak Theater, the lights and clips were all awesome...Hope the next year's would be a lot more fun and interesting....

Here's the incomplete list of winners.....

Best Picture - Slumdog Millionaire

Best Actor - Sean Penn (Milk)

Best Actress - Kate Winslet (The Reader)

Best Director - David Boyle (Slumdog Millionaire)

Best Foreign Language Film - Departures (Japan)

Best Song - Slumdog Millionaire

Best Music Score - Slumdog Millionaire

Best Film Editing - Slumdog Millionaire

Best Sound Mixing -Slumdog Millionaire

Best Sound Editing - The Dark Knight

Best Visual Effects - Curious case of Benjamin Button

Best Supporting Actor - Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight)

Best Cinematography - Slumdog Millionaire

Best Make-up -Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Best Costume Design - The Duchess

Best Art Direction - Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Best Animated Film - Wall-E

Best Adapted Screenplay - Slumdog Millionaire

Best Original Screenplay - Milk

Best Supporting Actress - Penelope Cruz

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Signs that Someone Likes/Loves You

Is your guy/girl pal is acting kind of strange lately? Does it seem like your boy/girl-friend wants to be your boy/girlfriend? The whole process of analyzing conversations, deciphering gestures, and consulting your equally clueless friends can be tiring and extremely frustrating. To know for sure, here are a couple of signs that will help you determine if there is really a romance in the works or if you're just having a romantic-comedy movie overload.

This post is all about an article I read on a magazine; by the way, the whole introductory paragraph came from the same article, I just copied it [ I don't have the luxury of time to think of a new one ]. Since today is the day before V-day [and it's Friday the 13th too], I decided to detach myself from Chico and Del temporarily [ since I observed that my last 3 entries are derived from their program] and come up with a topic relevant for tomorrow's occasion. So I'm going to write the whole article here from L. A. Consing Lopez [ I'll try to add something if my brain won't malfunction today ]. It's all about the signs which shows that someone you know, be it a friend, a neighbor, a classmate, a teacher [as long as it doesn't look like a child abuse] or even a stranger is already staring to have feelings for you. It tackles about the things that would determine if that 'someone' likes or loves you na. It's a great help for someone [especially for girls] who can't tell if somebody already likes him/her.

Here are some of the signs the author has listed..........

1. You are is His/Her Universe - If it seems like you're getting more attention than the rest of the girls/boys in the barkada lately, maybe it's because you're the center of his/her universe right now. If it also seems like all of a sudden he/she doesn't talk to you about his girl/guy problems, it's because you're the girl/guy that he now has a problem with. * Yeah..it's true, take it from me [as if I'm an expert when it comes to love matters!!] if you like someone, of course you would do everything just to catch his/her attention..you won't stop making papansin to him/her..... but I believe girls do it more often, they are the ones who'll do the first move, flirting you just to force you to look at her [to see her beauty and hotness, if ever she has, but it's good if she do].., to talk to her. Believe me, I've seen a lot of girls doing this stuff. I mean boys act a lot different from girls. To catch a lady's attention, we don't flirt [we're a little bit shy to do that] , we just try to have a close contact with the girl [in the form of sitting next to her not the dirty acts you're thinking!!!] so that we could talk, ask for her mobile number and befriend her and do the cycle everyday till the friendship turns into a higher form of 'ship' .

2. A Man of Manners - Has he been more polite lately? Sensitive perhaps? If the scenario has changed from yanking your seat (to make you fall flat on your butt) to pulling your seat (to tuck you in nicely), then there is definitely something going on. Once the guy has developed feelings for you, you're no longer one of the knights at the round table, but the princess of his castle.In this scenario, dude doesn't look like the lady; she's become THE lady. * It's for the girls obviously. It's true, when a guy likes a girl, he will try his best to be 'gentleman' to the girl even if he's not known to be one. We change ourselves to be nice to that girl so she would think that we passed our GMRC [Good Manners and Right Conduct] subject when we were in grade school. Be it in the form of paying the transportation fare whenever you're together, up to treating her every lunch, helping her with her schoolworks and the like.

3. Just the Two of You - Has the group been dwindling, or could it be that less people are showing up for the usual gimmicks? It's neither. In fact, if a guy seems to ant to spend more time alone with you, then it's a sign that there are new feelings on the rise. Perhaps he wants to act sweet around you without it being witnessed by the entire group. It's easier for a guy to open up when it's just the two of you...* It's true for both genders. I mean if you like someone, you'll try to isolate yourselves from the rest of the group primarily because you want to spend more quality time with him/her, to share sweet/romantic moments with him/her....you are now in what we called 'dating' process.

4. Same Old, Brand New You - Is he suddenly noticing your 'new' hairstyle? The smoothness of your skin? Or basically complimenting you all the time....on things that have always been there?!..Then it could be true, this guy Likes you. So even if you know that there's nothing new for him to be commenting on, or if all this attention blossoms out of nowhere, humor him and give him a chance. After all what girl doesn't like to be noticed?.....Yeah...guys do it most of time, we like teasing the girl we want, noticing everything about her to have a topic for a conservation....but girls do it too, they notice our new haircut, our shirt....and some other things. [ my brain's starting to break down]

5. Part of Your Daily Life - Your friend will use every opportunity to be with you, even if it means adding new activities to his schedule and developing new interests (your interests). If he suddenly wants to join you in yoga, help you shop for shoes, or hear daily mass with you (well, we all knew what he's praying for), then this means that he's trying to 'prepare' you for more pair activities....*It's true for either boys or girls. If you like someone, you'll do everything to be a part of everything he/she does, to be a part of his/her everyday routines because you want to spend more time with him/her....

So, if you know someone from your group/barkada that's been doing some of things written up there to you, then confront him and tell him/her that you want him/her too or say to him/her to stop and quit doing those things for you don't like him/her.....For the girls, if you don't like the guy who's been practicing these signs to you, then say it straight forward to him, don't make him wait for nothing for years...and if ever you would say NO to him, do it in a nice way....we deserve some respect!!!....[ Am I revealing something here?? ]

Well, HAPPY VALENTINES to all.......I think I'm one of the people who has this motto, "Love is in the air......but I don't care."....hahahahaha...Wait!...having no special someone, doesn't mean you don't have to celebrate the V-day,...Your family and friends are there, they are the people you'll celebrate your love with all the time. Ciao.

Most Creative Titles for a Sexy Movie by Chico and Delamar

Here I am again posting a funny stuff that I got from Chico and Delamar's Top 10 site. I must say it's a naughty one for they discussed the most sensitive topic on-air [sex]..well..it's not merely about that...it's quite related to the 'thing'. That's why Del was so worried that they might lose their jobs after this show...But Chico was so witty that he had an explanation on each lewd/quite offensive entries....They are really trying their best to get away with it....to get away from the eyes/ears of KBP officials....and I must say they're pretty good in 'making palusot'.......

Same as before, the Morning Rush was divided into three audio files...Chico was the one reading the listener's responses...So here's the naughty first batch...

Please leave some comments after reading this post...I'm begging you...thanks

Topic: Most Creative Titles You Could Give to A Sexy Movie

10. Kiss Your Cherry Goodbye....then they started giggling...

9. Patikim ng Chorva......, they can't help but laugh.

8. Mah Jong: Magsalatan Tayo Hanggang Magdamag....after laughing Del blurted out "So gross!!!!".

7. Bimbles[?] [I don't know the exact term, but it sounds like this one] of the Caribbean, Man What A Chest!!!.....they're in rapture again..hahahahaha

6. Paltos na nang Natapos,.. Del exclaimed "Oh My GOD!!...so bastos." then Chico said "I have to change the word 'natapos', it should have been something else." then Del said "It's a naughty top 10!", Chico replied "What do you want me to do? ha?..ha?" Del answered him "Pervert!!!"

5. Chico said that the entry came from manggagawa ng kakanin then he asked "What do you call them?....kakaniners?"..Del rectified him "No!!..kakanin-makers.", Chico: "like pancit-cookers.?" Ok the title is Wag mo Kamayin baka Mapanis.... Del reacted "Hayyy!!..Naku!!!.." Chico tried to explain "Especially when you already put it on your mouth, then don't, don't dip it back."

4. Frosty the Snowman.

3. Titimbangin Ko...Kikiluhin Mo......Chico elaborated "The movie was set in a market.",... Del also explained that "It's a story of a boy and a girl-vendors who met and saw each other."

2. Ibabad mo Hanggang Kumulubot.......Chico trying to get away with what he said so he exclaimed "No!!...Just like Jacuzzi.." Del helped her partner "Spend a lot of time there,...but what makes it sexy?"...Chico replied "Because you're wearing bikini."... Del "I thought you gonna say Wrinkles!!!...SEXY!!!...NOT QUITE!!!"

1. Dugo at Pag-Ibig sa Kapirasong Banig.....then they gone crazy.....laughing out loud...[this entry is also one of my favorites] Del told Chico "Get some help man, get some help.." Chico "You have to wait for the next hour's entries...it's going to be GREAT."

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Here's the much naughtier second batch........

10. My Big Fat Greek Bone....Del can't contain herself...

9. Chico: "it's about a guy allergic to peanuts...a teacher."..Tinitigyawat ako sa MANI......He gets pimples every time he ate peanuts.

8. Chico elaborated the movie's scenario...."It's a story about people who work on a gift-wrapping section" ok..the title is......Wag mo Ipilit Baka Mapunit...Del racted..."I knew it...the longer the preamble...the naughtier the title." Chico explained..."I mean if it's a big box, use more paper...wag mo ipilit..baka mapunit.."

7. Kay Haba ng Giyera, Kay Igsi ng Sandata.....Chico blurted out..."kay short ng espada. you can't go into a war with just a short weapon." He added "You have to have a long sword, if you have a little tiny dagger..how would that suit you." Del interrupted "A tiny little dagger????"

6. Too Fat Too Furious...they gone mad....they're laughing really out loud.. Del reacted "No...OH My God..you gonna give me a heart attack..I swear ." Chico said "then you go..get mad at me..get mad at me.!!!"

5. Nang Budburan ng Asin ang Bulateng Kirengkeng......after giggling Chico said to Del "You haven't seen kirengkeng ones...?"

4. Pusod..Puson...Pusit...Del: "Bad bad"

3. Nangawit ang Bunganga sa Laki ng Tilapia....they let go of their loudest and longest laughter...[even me, it's my most favorite entry].....Chico explained "No it was a ...a seafood kind of movie."....Del added "Yeah...but you don't put the whole tilapia in your mouth!!!."....Chico answered "You don't have to put the whole thing...nangawit because you kept on eating...it's by piece..." [while laughing]....Del: "Such a dirty girl now..!!!"...Chico asked Del "What were you thinking..?"....Del replied "I don't know...don't ask me...i don't know.." [trying to be innocent]

2. Lawayan mo Muna Baka Mausog........after a quite long giggling session... Chico explained "No..the baby, before you say the baby is cute, you put some saliva., right?"

1. Bukas....Luluhod and mga Dyokla....then all I heard was their incessant laughter.... Chico trying to explain "No...It's a contest for puzzle-making for the gay guys..." , Del added "And the puzzle is so huge..you have to be on your knees and you can't do it alone."

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The last and the naughtiest[is it the superlative form of naughty] batch of entries...........

10. Ang Pipit ni Pepe Dudungaw-Dungaw...Chico "It's about a pet bird."..Del "Sure!!!!"

9. Ang Tugatog ng Ligaya...Bang..Bang..Bang......aftet giggling..Del said "Fireworks..", Chico added "that's the peek of excitement..fireworks like in an amusement center."

8. Pag Pumutok ang Bulkan, Bubuka ang Lawa....Chico explained "No..like in Taal Lake...when it exploded...the lake opened up." Del reacted, disbelieving what Chico said "That's not open up..the lake doesn't open up.!", Chico answered wittily "I mean the ground open up...then the lake formed."

7. Buksan Mo..Para Um-Enter the Dragon...all I heard was huhuhuhu...hahahahahaha...hahaha....Chico: "the door!."

6. Chico said it's a movie for call centers.....Jack[quite a long pause], Call Me Naman....[laugh]....Chico explained "It's a call center, you want to call each other all the time...then he told Del "Stop stomping your feet.!"..Del replied "No..I can't help but stomp my feet."

5. Mga Halinghing sa Lumang Kubeta...lol..lol.......Del reacted.."Ewwwww..." Chico asked..."What!!!???".. Del: "What happened in the old toilet?"...Chico answered "They were kissing, it's a sexy movie remember?"

4. Nadarama Ko ang Galit Mo.....Del said to the young man who send this entry "For someone so young, you're such a PERVERT...you're starting early.."

3. Hulmahin mo ang Play-do[I wasn't sure aout the word, but it sounds like as this one] ko....they they laugh...and laugh.....and laugh....and laugh...

Gata....ang Katas ng Pinigang Niyog....Del added "Yeah...coconut milk.."

Papindot ng Keyboard mo...[soft giggle]

2. Sagad hanggang Tonsil [one of my favorites too, I love how Chico came up with a story just to make it not that obscene].....Chico said "Because you know...she is a singer and she have polyps on her throat and so when the doctor was cauterizing the polyps..it went all the way to the tonsils." Del reacted "What makes that sexy?", Chico replied "Cause..they fall in love after the operation, there were kissing scenes...lips-to-lips."

1. Budburan Ko ng Niyog ang Mainit Mong Pitsi-Pitsi.....they laugh really loud...[it's on my favorite list too]..so naughty...and artistic...

Wag Mo ibabad, Isawsaw mo lang....sa suka ang tuyo...

Kapag Gumabi, Bumubuka ang Kabibe..[one of the best too, well-thought title] they gone mad....all they did was to laugh......Del explained "It's nocturnal." Chico added "Nocturnal clam." He also said "Lots of thing open up only at night..like flowers, certain breeds...like lotuses...loti..what's the plural form??"

They came up with another batch of top 10 since they've been receiving lots of responses........Here's the final 10......

10. Nasaktan ka, ngunit bakit ka nakangiti......[soft giggle] Chico: "You got hurt, but why are you smiling?"..

9. Paluwagin Natin ang Masikip na Dyip.....[laugh]...Del: "If you can?"

Kahit gaano Kasikip, Kaya ko pang Isiksik.....very naughty....

8. Nang Ngumiti ang Pusit...Pumulandit...they release their loudest laughter..... Chico explained "No..ink...that's what squids do, pulandit ink.." [Chico is so witty.....the title is so naughty...you can't help but think other things]

7. Dark Night: Sa Tindi ng Dilim, Nalusutan ng Bading.....Del was laughing out loud...

6. Luha Sa Dulo ng Batuta.[my favorite too, so artistic, and nice terminology]......after a long and a loud burst of laughter... Del reacted "Oh..My God" Chico explained "No..like ahhhhhh..somebody hit you with that, you start tearing up, because it's so painful." [gotta love Chico's brilliant mind]

5. Pinoy Hulk: Palaki ng Palaki Habang Nagagalit...Chico: "the more he gets angry, the bigger he gets."

4. Basketball Diaries 2: Wag Kang Malikot Baka Hindi Mag-Shoot....after giggling Del explained "People who take aim are usually still, they're not moving because they need to have control...it's harder to shoot if your moving...yeah..."

Chico said it's about eating seafood like shrimp or fish....Ulo Pa Lang..Ulam na....then they laugh....[they knew what the title is really referring to].....but they got away with it by thinking about shrimps..Del said "It's the most nutritious part.." Chico added "It's very juicy,...you try to suck the juice from the shrimp's head."

3. Ang Sabi Mo'y Hihipuin Mo Lamang...[laugh]...Del: "I can't help but slap my forehead...Just keep moving."

2. Walang Matibay Na Plastic sa Toothpick Na Matulis.......after a long giggle....Del explained "Yeah....when it's sharp...it will pierce through everything..."

1. Ako Ay Magbabaging sa Mahaba Mong Saging.....they they gone wild..laughing second after second........Del commented "It's an extra fun,you know why?, because of the rhyming.."....then the show ended.

I really had a great time listening to them again....and I won't stop doing so.....Thanks a lot once more Chico and Del and to the one who owns a site where I got all of these......It's a lot of fun....I'll try to look for another topic....hehehe....thanks.....

Top Dumb Blonde Quotes by Chico and Delamar

Since I received nice comments [which I got because of my incessant pangungulit] from what I've posted here about Chico and Delamar's top 10 segment, I decided to rummage through their previous top 10 subjects and tried to look for another great and funny one that they had couple of days ago...and here I am, got something up on my sleeve, not really coz I borrowed it again from the best jocks on the morning radio.

Oh...well...too much preamble......do you still recall the line which Teri Hatcher said on her show Desperate Housewives?...the one that shows racism against us-Filipinos, especially Filipino nurses. I can't remember the exact line but I guess I got the idea of what she said. I think it goes like "It's alright to have a nurse as long as it will not come from the Philippines"...I mean that's not what she actually said, but the idea is same as that!, right?...Am I correct?..[just let me know if I'm not, ok] By the way...so I obtain a top10 topic from Chico & Del about racism....particularly against blondes.....It's good...it really is....[this will serve as our vengeance against them [it was just only my opinion]....It's about the stupid things that blondes commonly say or do....Their topic was not merely an act of abashing/making fun of the blondes....it was just a joke, they're just trying to give fun to their listeners...It wasn't personal.....They came up with a topic which was Top Dumb Blonde Quotes......Listed after this sentence are the entries from their avid listeners that made it to the top 10.

The whole program was divided again into three audio files....Here's the 1st batch......

10. Jessica Simpson, with her classic: "I didn't know buffalos have wings."....after laughing for a bit Del said "I just don't know if she was meaning to say it or is she really that d-u-m-b?"

9. Kelly Pickler: "Is Europe a country?", then Chico blurted out "I mean like....I think I've been there....like in the capital."

8. During mammography......

Blonde: "Doc, magtatanggal na ba ako ng panty?", ...then the jocks laugh and Del reacted "Wrong body part!!!!!!"

7. Question: "How does a blonde's brain cell die?"

Answer: ALONE!!!!, then a 1-second pause is heard and after that their loud laughter.....,Chico and Del exclaimed "Owww....no friends, no family, kawawa naman, no barkada."

6. Question: "How do you drown a blonde?"

Answer: "Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool." after their long giggling session, Del blurted out "All apologies to all blondes right away. We know, all blondes are not dumb, but it's an umbrella term-'dumb blonde'." and Chico added "This could be like quotes about dumb blondes, it could be a joke about dumb blondes."

5. Teacher: "Enumerate the continents."

Blonde: "A, E, I, O, U", then Del said in a shocked tone "Why?.....ahhhhh consonants?", then Chico goes " One, it's the vowels and Two, she confused consonants with the continents."

4. Question: "How do you erase a blonde's memory?"

Answer: Blow in her ear !....lol...lol....

3. Question: "What do you call a smart blonde?"

Answer: A Golden Retriever....., then Del said after giggling "A dog!!!", and Chico added "That's the only time they're smart!"

2. Blonde: "Well....I'd rather be late and cute than be freaking early and ugly!"

1. From Beauty and the Geek TV show.....

Blonde: "February has an 'r' ???!!!, since when?"

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the second batch entries are here............

10. Question: A blonde and a brunette fell off a building, "who will hit the ground first?"

Answer: The brunette, because the blonde will ask for directions first on the way down.

9. You would know a genuine blonde if.....(2 things)

[1] If she's stabbed during a shootout.

[2] If she asked you to meet her in the corner of a block and don't walk.

8. A blonde after a swimming competition exclaimed.... "I lost the breast stroke!....coz the other girls cheated!!!!...they used their hands."....softer giggle,..then Del said "She must have been treading....while you know, stroking.."

7. During a 5km swim, from one island to another, there are 3 swimmers-a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. The brunette got exhausted at once and drowned after 1 km. The redhead lasted a bit longer but still got very exhausted and drowned at 2kms. The blonde at 4km finally got tired and said "I'm too tired to go on!!", so she swim back.

6. At the hospital.........A blonde patient was tiptoeing around in the hospital, so the nurse guy got curious and asked her why is she tiptoeing, the blonde replied "ShhhhShhhhh!!!!!.....I don't want to wake up the sleeping pills!"

5. Question: "What are the perks of being famous?"

Britney Spears: "Well.....I get to go overseas, like CANADA.", then Chico blurted out "That's not exactly overseas!", then Del added "You just cross the borders, it's still a part of Main Land America."

4. Question: "How is a blonde like a softdrink bottle?"

Answer: It's empty from the neck up....hmmmmm[soft laughter]..Del "So Bad!!"

3. Question: "What do you call a blonde with half a brain?"

Answer: GIFTED!!!!....and they laugh really loud...

2. Question: "What is the blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?"

Answer: Hump me....Dump me

1. Question: "How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?"

Answer: Tell her a joke on Wednesday!!!!......., after giggling, Del exclaimed "Just like me sometimes, it took a couple of seconds for me to figure it out, the connections in my brain are in slow-mo", then Chico commented "But for blondes, it's not a couple of seconds, it's a couple of days...so by Saturday she'll be laughing!!!!..."

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This is the last top 10 entries..............

10. A blonde after the Pacquiao-dela Hoya fight......

Blonde: "Whatttt!!!???, dela Hoya lost....you think he'll win in the replay?"....[soft laughter]...

9. Teacher calls a brunette.....

Teacher: "Brunette, 3 + 1?"

Brunette: "4 po..."

Teacher: "Very Good....ok, Blonde 1 + 3?"

Blonde: "Hayaaannnn na...'pag ako talaga mahirap!!!!!"

8. Question: "What is 5 kms long and has an IQ of 60?"

Answer: A blonde's brain.

7. Question: "How does a blonde kill a fish?"

Answer: She drowns it.

Question: "How does a blonde kill a bird?"

Answer: She throws it off a cliff.

6. A blonde walks in to a library and goes up to the librarian and said "I'll have a burger, large fries and a diet cola."

Librarian: "Miss!!, this is a library!"

Blonde: "Owww...Sorry!!!.....[in her softest tone, almost whispering] I'll have a burger, large fries and a diet cola.".......then Chico and Delamar found themselves in rapture again, laughing out loud.....I love how Chico delivered this one especially the second time he said the blonde's line....He was totally hilarious, hope you heard him say this one....FUNNY

5. Many entries for this spot.....

*Pamela Anderson: "I love being blonde, such low expectations!"

*A redhead was jumping up and down at the train tracks shouting "25!, 25!, Yoohhooo!, 25!" [Chico was yelling, keeping it real] , A blonde saw her and started to do the same thing, the train comes along and hits the blonde. The redhead goes back to the train tracks then goes "26!, 26!.....Yoohooo!, 26!", Del said..."Oh..that's bad...so bad!!"

*Question: "What would you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?"

Answer: Pull the pin and throw it back to her! [because she didn't pull the pin, when she threw it to you.]

5. A blonde broke an ancient bust in a museum, the the Currator said to her "Do you realize, that is a 500-euro bust that you broke?" then the Blonde answered "Huuuu..[sigh of relief]...Thank GOD.....I thought I broke a new one."

*It happened on a scene of an accident...

The man who lost his hand goes..."Ohhh.. GOD...I lost my hand..." [screaming hysterically]....then the Blonde tried to calm him down and said "Ok now....don't cry...look at that man, he lost his head, do you see him crying?"

4. Question: "What do you call a blonde's skeleton in a closet?"

Answer: Last year's Hide and Seek winner...,Del "She forgot to come out.", Chico added "She stayed there, and stayed there and stayed there!"

3. Question: "What do you get when a naked blonde does a head stand?"

Answer: A brunette with a bad breath!

2. A blonde saw another blonde on the other side of the river...

Blonde A : "Yoooohhooooo[distant yell] ....Helooooooo??? [Chico was screaming to keep it real], How do I get to the other side of the river?"

Blonde B, after looking to the other side of the river and then shouts back "You are on the other side of the river!!!!"....after giggling Del said "What would happen if you leave stupid people alone?" and Chico added "You're there, I'm here so you're on the other side of the river."

1. Three girls escaped from prison, a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. They saw three empty trash bins so they hid in one trash bin each. When the cops arrive, they kick the brunette's bin. The brunette goes "Meowww!....Meowww!..", [mimmicking a cat] so the cops said "Ohhh!...it's just a cat.", then they kick the Redhead's bin, the redhead said "Harfff!...Harffff..", [imitating a dog] so the cops go "Ohhh!....it's just a dog."...So they kick the last bin-the blonde's bin. The blonde then goes "Garbage!!...Garbage!!", [in an animal-like tone]....:D

Hope you could hear Chico and Del while delivering these entries, hope you could hear how they react on each responses.......It's fun listening to them and to their contagious laughter.....:D

thanks again Chico and Del for another great topic for my blog....