Cheesiest Pick-Up Lines

Girls often say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and I guess it's somehow true for some. But how about us, guys?..what's the way to win a girl's heart?..Well, I think it starts with a little chat, an interesting conversation, a self-introduction, a cheesy yet effective pick-up line. Guys should know what words to throw to catch a girl's attention but sometimes it's inevitable to be stunned with her presence and to run out of words when you're in front of her. So I come up with this topic for this post-which I got from RX's Playtime's Hot Topic with Gino [cause Hazel wasn't around that night-it was months ago.] to notify other guys out there that having a nice pick-up line is a great first move to get a girl of your (wet)dreams.....Just kidding...Believe me, though most of the time girls find it corny and quite offensive, some of them still can't help but fall for it....hahaha....time to get CORNY!!!!......

Please, write down what's your favorite line among the list. Be it the one you find the cheesiest/funniest/sexiest/most stupid...ok..?

1. Guy : "Hi! Miss, I'll buy you a drink."

Girl : "I don't need one."

Guy: "No, I think you do, 'coz your HOT!!"

2. Guy : "Did you fart?"

Girl : "No!!!, why?"

Guy : "Because you blew me away."

3. Guy : "Do you like geometry?"

Girl : "No, why?"

Guy : "Because you're beautiful in any angles."

4. Guy : "Kung posporo ko at ako, e di match tayo."

5. Guy: "I'm a bee, can you be my honey?"

6. Guy : "I'm such a bad shooter."

Girl : "Why do you say so?"

Guy : "Because I keep on missing you."

7. Guy : "Can I check your pockets."

Girl : "Why???!!!"

Guy : ""Cause I think my heart is in there."

8. Guy : "You're like a sun."

Girl : "How am I like a sun?"

Guy : "Coz your hot, you're like a moon"

Girl : "In what way?"

Guy : "I wanna see you tonight."

9. Guy : "You're like RX FM."

Girl : "How?"

Guy : "Because you're Manila's Hottest."

10. Guy : "I'm a scientist, can you be my lab?"

11. Guy : "Are you blind?"

Girl : "No, what makes you think I am?"

Guy : "Coz you don't see I'm falling for you.., are you deaf?"

Girl : "No, why again?"

Guy : "Because you don't hear my heart's beating for you."

12. Guy : "I wanna touch your heart, I wanna make sure, it beats only for mine."

13. Guy : "Do you know karate?"

Girl : "No, why?"

Guy : "Because your body's kicking."

14. Guy : "I forgot my name, can I call you mine?"

15. Guy : "Is there a problem on your back?"

Girl : "No, nothing, why?"

Guy : "Because I thought angels have wings."

16. Guy : "Do you have a map?"

Girl : "Sorry, I don't have any, why do you need one?"

Guy : "I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."

17. Guy : "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."

18. Guy : "Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?"

19. Guy : "Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns."

20. Guy : "Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night."

21. Guy : "What's exactly the time now?"

Girl : "10:30?"

Guy : "So today is March 16, 2009, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."

22. Guy : "Are you religious?"

Girl : "No, not really..why?"

Guy : "Cause you are the answers to all my prayers."

23. Guy : "Is there a rainbow today?"

Girl : "I think there's none, I don't see any."

Guy : "I just found the treasure I've been searching for!"

24. Guy : "If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty."

25. Guy : "Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?"

26. Guy : "Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?"

27. Guy : "Hi, my name is Ryan. I'm funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure."

28. Guy : "Can I take your picture?"

Girl : "Why?"

Guy : "Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas."

29. Guy : "Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you, my dear, have left one great leap on mine!"

30. Guy : "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

31. Guy : "I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

32. Guy : "Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right?"

Girl : "No!!!"

Guy : "Damn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up."

33. Guy : "Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?"

34. Guy : "Hey baby. You got a jersey?"

Girl : "A jersey?...What for?"

Guy : "Because I need your name and number."

35. Guy : "You must be a magnet, because it looks like you are attracted to my buns of steel."

36. Guy : "You know, we have actually met before. Remember the dream you had of the perfect guy? I was the guy standing to his right."

37. Guy : "Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? A damn little kid with wings shot me."

38. Guy : Is that a mirror in your pocket?..Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants."

39. Guy : "Sit on my lap, and let's talk about the first thing that pops up."

40. Guy : "You must be working on KFC, because those are great breasts and legs."

41. Guy : "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your BedRock."

42. Guy : "Hi my name is Ryan. Remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long."

43. Guy : "You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear."

44. Guy : "Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?"

45. Guy : "All those curves, and me with no brakes-perfect match."

46. Guy : "If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

47. Guy : "My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it. Hurry!!!"

48. Guy : "Do I know you?. You look exactly like my next girlfriend."

49. Guy : "Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Heard you're looking for me."

50. Guy : "Were you arrested?"

Girl : "Nope."

Guy : "It's gotta be illegal to look that good."

51. Guy : "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?"

52. Guy : "Hey, go phone your mom, say to her, you won't be coming home tonight."

53. Guy : "Hey, you're under arrest. Charge-trespassing in my dreams."

that's all, I got some of them from the Playtime with Gino and I googled some online. Please tell me what's your favorite one.