Here I am again posting a funny stuff that I got from Chico and Delamar's Top 10 site. I must say it's a naughty one for they discussed the most sensitive topic on-air [sex]..well..it's not merely about that...it's quite related to the 'thing'. That's why Del was so worried that they might lose their jobs after this show...But Chico was so witty that he had an explanation on each lewd/quite offensive entries....They are really trying their best to get away with it....to get away from the eyes/ears of KBP officials....and I must say they're pretty good in 'making palusot'.......
Same as before, the Morning Rush was divided into three audio files...Chico was the one reading the listener's responses...So here's the naughty first batch...
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Topic: Most Creative Titles You Could Give to A Sexy Movie
10. Kiss Your Cherry Goodbye....then they started giggling...
9. Patikim ng Chorva......, they can't help but laugh.
8. Mah Jong: Magsalatan Tayo Hanggang Magdamag....after laughing Del blurted out "So gross!!!!".
7. Bimbles[?] [I don't know the exact term, but it sounds like this one] of the Caribbean, Man What A Chest!!!.....they're in rapture again..hahahahaha
6. Paltos na nang Natapos,.. Del exclaimed "Oh My GOD!!...so bastos." then Chico said "I have to change the word 'natapos', it should have been something else." then Del said "It's a naughty top 10!", Chico replied "What do you want me to do? ha?..ha?" Del answered him "Pervert!!!"
5. Chico said that the entry came from manggagawa ng kakanin then he asked "What do you call them?....kakaniners?"..Del rectified him "No!!..kakanin-makers.", Chico: "like pancit-cookers.?" Ok the title is Wag mo Kamayin baka Mapanis.... Del reacted "Hayyy!!..Naku!!!.." Chico tried to explain "Especially when you already put it on your mouth, then don't, don't dip it back."
4. Frosty the Snowman.
3. Titimbangin Ko...Kikiluhin Mo......Chico elaborated "The movie was set in a market.",... Del also explained that "It's a story of a boy and a girl-vendors who met and saw each other."
2. Ibabad mo Hanggang Kumulubot.......Chico trying to get away with what he said so he exclaimed "No!!...Just like Jacuzzi.." Del helped her partner "Spend a lot of time there,...but what makes it sexy?"...Chico replied "Because you're wearing bikini."... Del "I thought you gonna say Wrinkles!!!...SEXY!!!...NOT QUITE!!!"
1. Dugo at Pag-Ibig sa Kapirasong Banig.....then they gone crazy.....laughing out loud...[this entry is also one of my favorites] Del told Chico "Get some help man, get some help.." Chico "You have to wait for the next hour's entries...it's going to be GREAT."
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Here's the much naughtier second batch........
10. My Big Fat Greek Bone....Del can't contain herself...
9. Chico: "it's about a guy allergic to peanuts...a teacher."..Tinitigyawat ako sa MANI......He gets pimples every time he ate peanuts.
8. Chico elaborated the movie's scenario...."It's a story about people who work on a gift-wrapping section" ok..the title is......Wag mo Ipilit Baka Mapunit...Del racted..."I knew it...the longer the preamble...the naughtier the title." Chico explained..."I mean if it's a big box, use more paper...wag mo ipilit..baka mapunit.."
7. Kay Haba ng Giyera, Kay Igsi ng Sandata.....Chico blurted out..."kay short ng espada. you can't go into a war with just a short weapon." He added "You have to have a long sword, if you have a little tiny dagger..how would that suit you." Del interrupted "A tiny little dagger????"
6. Too Fat Too Furious...they gone mad....they're laughing really out loud.. Del reacted "No...OH My God..you gonna give me a heart attack..I swear ." Chico said "then you go..get mad at me..get mad at me.!!!"
5. Nang Budburan ng Asin ang Bulateng Kirengkeng......after giggling Chico said to Del "You haven't seen kirengkeng ones...?"
4. Pusod..Puson...Pusit...Del: "Bad bad"
3. Nangawit ang Bunganga sa Laki ng Tilapia....they let go of their loudest and longest laughter...[even me, it's my most favorite entry].....Chico explained "No it was a ...a seafood kind of movie."....Del added "Yeah...but you don't put the whole tilapia in your mouth!!!."....Chico answered "You don't have to put the whole thing...nangawit because you kept on eating...it's by piece..." [while laughing]....Del: "Such a dirty girl now..!!!"...Chico asked Del "What were you thinking..?"....Del replied "I don't know...don't ask me...i don't know.." [trying to be innocent]
2. Lawayan mo Muna Baka Mausog........after a quite long giggling session... Chico explained "No..the baby, before you say the baby is cute, you put some saliva., right?"
1. Bukas....Luluhod and mga Dyokla....then all I heard was their incessant laughter.... Chico trying to explain "No...It's a contest for puzzle-making for the gay guys..." , Del added "And the puzzle is so huge..you have to be on your knees and you can't do it alone."
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The last and the naughtiest[is it the superlative form of naughty] batch of entries...........
10. Ang Pipit ni Pepe Dudungaw-Dungaw...Chico "It's about a pet bird."..Del "Sure!!!!"
9. Ang Tugatog ng Ligaya...Bang..Bang..Bang......aftet giggling..Del said "Fireworks..", Chico added "that's the peek of excitement..fireworks like in an amusement center."
8. Pag Pumutok ang Bulkan, Bubuka ang Lawa....Chico explained "No..like in Taal Lake...when it exploded...the lake opened up." Del reacted, disbelieving what Chico said "That's not open up..the lake doesn't open up.!", Chico answered wittily "I mean the ground open up...then the lake formed."
7. Buksan Mo..Para Um-Enter the Dragon...all I heard was huhuhuhu...hahahahahaha...hahaha....Chico: "the door!."
6. Chico said it's a movie for call centers.....Jack[quite a long pause], Call Me Naman....[laugh]....Chico explained "It's a call center, you want to call each other all the time...then he told Del "Stop stomping your feet.!"..Del replied "No..I can't help but stomp my feet."
5. Mga Halinghing sa Lumang Kubeta...lol..lol.......Del reacted.."Ewwwww..." Chico asked..."What!!!???".. Del: "What happened in the old toilet?"...Chico answered "They were kissing, it's a sexy movie remember?"
4. Nadarama Ko ang Galit Mo.....Del said to the young man who send this entry "For someone so young, you're such a PERVERT...you're starting early.."
3. Hulmahin mo ang Play-do[I wasn't sure aout the word, but it sounds like as this one] ko....they they laugh...and laugh.....and laugh....and laugh...
Gata....ang Katas ng Pinigang Niyog....Del added "Yeah...coconut milk.."
Papindot ng Keyboard mo...[soft giggle]
2. Sagad hanggang Tonsil [one of my favorites too, I love how Chico came up with a story just to make it not that obscene].....Chico said "Because you know...she is a singer and she have polyps on her throat and so when the doctor was cauterizing the polyps..it went all the way to the tonsils." Del reacted "What makes that sexy?", Chico replied "Cause..they fall in love after the operation, there were kissing scenes...lips-to-lips."
1. Budburan Ko ng Niyog ang Mainit Mong Pitsi-Pitsi.....they laugh really loud...[it's on my favorite list too]..so naughty...and artistic...
Wag Mo ibabad, Isawsaw mo lang....sa suka ang tuyo...
Kapag Gumabi, Bumubuka ang Kabibe..[one of the best too, well-thought title] they gone mad....all they did was to laugh......Del explained "It's nocturnal." Chico added "Nocturnal clam." He also said "Lots of thing open up only at night..like flowers, certain breeds...like lotuses...loti..what's the plural form??"
They came up with another batch of top 10 since they've been receiving lots of responses........Here's the final 10......
10. Nasaktan ka, ngunit bakit ka nakangiti......[soft giggle] Chico: "You got hurt, but why are you smiling?"..
9. Paluwagin Natin ang Masikip na Dyip.....[laugh]...Del: "If you can?"
Kahit gaano Kasikip, Kaya ko pang Isiksik.....very naughty....
8. Nang Ngumiti ang Pusit...Pumulandit...they release their loudest laughter..... Chico explained "No..ink...that's what squids do, pulandit ink.." [Chico is so witty.....the title is so naughty...you can't help but think other things]
7. Dark Night: Sa Tindi ng Dilim, Nalusutan ng Bading.....Del was laughing out loud...
6. Luha Sa Dulo ng Batuta.[my favorite too, so artistic, and nice terminology]......after a long and a loud burst of laughter... Del reacted "Oh..My God" Chico explained "No..like ahhhhhh..somebody hit you with that, you start tearing up, because it's so painful." [gotta love Chico's brilliant mind]
5. Pinoy Hulk: Palaki ng Palaki Habang Nagagalit...Chico: "the more he gets angry, the bigger he gets."
4. Basketball Diaries 2: Wag Kang Malikot Baka Hindi Mag-Shoot....after giggling Del explained "People who take aim are usually still, they're not moving because they need to have control...it's harder to shoot if your moving...yeah..."
Chico said it's about eating seafood like shrimp or fish....Ulo Pa Lang..Ulam na....then they laugh....[they knew what the title is really referring to].....but they got away with it by thinking about shrimps..Del said "It's the most nutritious part.." Chico added "It's very juicy,...you try to suck the juice from the shrimp's head."
3. Ang Sabi Mo'y Hihipuin Mo Lamang...[laugh]...Del: "I can't help but slap my forehead...Just keep moving."
2. Walang Matibay Na Plastic sa Toothpick Na Matulis.......after a long giggle....Del explained "Yeah....when it's sharp...it will pierce through everything..."
1. Ako Ay Magbabaging sa Mahaba Mong Saging.....they they gone wild..laughing second after second........Del commented "It's an extra fun,you know why?, because of the rhyming.."....then the show ended.
I really had a great time listening to them again....and I won't stop doing so.....Thanks a lot once more Chico and Del and to the one who owns a site where I got all of these......It's a lot of fun....I'll try to look for another topic....hehehe....thanks.....
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