Have you ever been befuddled by questioning what you really are? And when the time you can't seem to find the answers to all your queries, you rushed in to the mirror and asked a question to yourself-the question that's been bothering you, the question that's been creating an inner turmoil on you, the question- "Am I Ugly?" or do you have a friend who has the same dilemma that asked you the same question? What would your reply be? Are you going to blab the truth to him/her and make him/her more confused and upset or would you lie to him/her just to give him/her the least of hope you could provide to lighten up his/her day? Don't know what to do? then Chico and Delamar are the best persons to listen to because they could give the best answers to the question "Am I Ugly?"
Hooo!!! finally I have my first ever post for this year on this blog, which was written on the last day of the first month of the Ox's year. Okay.....let's go back to the topic, I was able to listen to Chico and Delamar last week on their program 'The Morning Rush' on RX 93.1--that was about 8 in the morning. [Their program runs from 6-9 am from Mondays to Saturdays]. The thing that catch my attention before I leave our house is their TOP 10 topic for that day. and that's the top 10 answers you could give to the question "Am I Ugly?"...I was only able to listen to some of the responses of their listeners [which was read by Delamar] before I leave. Even though I like to stay a bit longer and hear more of the responses, I can't do it for I will be late for school. So I wasn't able to catch all the ludicrous replies by their listeners and so I promised to myself to look for Chico's blog so that I could know all the nasty answers they had that morning. And...Lucky me...I found their site...and I downloaded it...and there were 3 audio files summarizing the whole program and I listen to all those three and now I want to share the fun I had while listening to the files........
I write down here all the responses given to them by their listeners/texters..but it would have been a lot funnier if you could hear how Delamar has delivered the responses and how Chico reacted to each of those.....and of course their nonstop laughter :D ....[I tried to attach the audio files but seems like it will took forever if I continue, so I cancelled] And pls...after reading....take time to give a comment on what I've written here..plzzzz....
the 1st audio file goes like this..........
Delamar was the one reading the responses from the listeners while Chico was the one uttering the question of the day. Try to say the question first before reading each entry.
Top Answers to the Question "Am I Ugly?"
10. "Hindeee, mas gwapo lang talaga ako. "
9. "No, you're ABSTRACT. " then Del goes "Just like a painting.", Chico added "Just like Picasso." then laughing....
8. "Hindi ka panget no [pause], wala ka lang itsura." , Chico said "not so bad, it's not necessarily positive, it's not negative, it's just nothing."
7. "One question: [pause] pag, humaharap ka ba sa mirror, natatakot ka?"......Del said "If yes, then you are." and Chico continued "If no, then you're not."
6. "Hindi naman, carry lang." , Chico: " 'bagay naman', yes you are but bagay, yeah...you're ugly but it fits you."
Since Delamar has noticed that they have been receiving lots of responses from the texters/listeners, she decided to give a new top ten list instead of reading the continuation of the 1st batch she read a while ago-which is supposedly the entries from 5 to 1. So instead of reading 5 entries, she delivered 10 replies to the question of the day.
10. "Hindi ahhh, maganda ka no.....di lang halata." lol.....
9. "If by UGLY you mean horribly[pause], disgustingly disfigured then........ YES."
8. "SECREEEEET!!!!!", I love how Del delivered this one....very nasty..
7. "My EYES!!!!!!, My EYESSS". ........same as this one, she carried it well as if she's really in pain...and I'm even imagining that maybe she was covering her eyes while reading this response.
6. "Let me guess?.....walang mirror sa bahay nyo no?"
5. "Yes, because you're beside me." .....then Chico goes "Even a really good-looking person will look ugly beside you.", Del said "It's just another way of complimenting yourself."
4. "Is that a question or a statement?" [laughing out loud]....then Chico blurted out "I did not say I am, I said Am I."
3. "In fairness, maganda [pause]......ang pagkapangit mo."
2. "NA-KA-KA-TA-KOT!!!!" that's how Del said it.....by syllables..
1. "Well......UGLY does start with 'U' " ....after laughing Chico commented "So Bitchy!"
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the 2nd audio file goes like this...........
>>>just wanna remind you that the question is "Am I Ugly?" so don't forget to say it first before reading the entries, ok?
10. "No, but your fat!" (Del read this one very quick)
9. "Are we talking about your face or your body?"
8. "Ang OBVIOUS di na tinatanong, para namang tinanong mo kung singer si Madonna.", .........Chico added "It's like, is the sun hot?, is the pope Catholic?, is the water wet?, am I ugly?, poor kid!"
7. two entries for this position....
*"Ano ba?.....I'm still your friend no..., no matter what!".....Chico said "Translation---YES"
*"Hala!!!!.....Umamin ka rin sa wakas!!!!!", Del even added "It's like Yes, you finally admitted it!"
6. "Hayyyyy.....ikaw na lang di nakaka-alam?"......Chico exclaimed "That's so mean." and Del added "It's like everybody knows, and you are the only one who doesn't know that you are, and finally you ask."....they both said "Kawawa naman."
Alright....same case as the first batch...another top 10 list was introduced replacing the first's top 5.
10. Chico: Am I ugly?
Del: "Honey, I love you." (in a sweet romantic tone)
Chico: No, no, am I ugly?
Del: "Honey, I love you." (in a sweeter and more romantic tone)
Chico: Am I ugly? (starting to get flustered)
Del: I love you....Honey." (answering very hastily)
Chico: "Change the topic!!!!!" [infuriated]
9. "Sandali ha.......Ok, Talikod ka......ayan....Hayaaaaannnn...Ganyan ka lang ha." and Chico said something like "It's so frustrating when you saw someone from behind and when then they turn around, they look different from how you thought they look like.....so weird....so frustrating..." and Del told a story with the same scenario.
8. "Tanggapin mong.........the truth will set you free."
7. "Sabi ko naman sa'yo, wag ka titingin sa salamni e..."....Chico added "Don't ask me, Go!!, look in the mirror and tell me."
6. "Heyyy.......it's what we call stay-at-home beauty dear." lol...lol..lol...Chico: "If you stay at home, then you're ok, you'll be fine."
5. "Oo, pero OK lang yan.....yung iba nga walang makain e....."
4. "God did not create anything UGLY..............but maybe he wasn't in the 'mood' when he created you." then both of them laughed.....then Chico added "He was in a 'bad' mood......you know that you're in trouble, just from the 'maybe'."
3. "Let's drink to that!....CHEERS!!" (Del answered very quick and it was really hilarious how she said it)
2. "Hypothetical or Actual?"........Del: "Either way?.......YES"
1."Uyyyyyyy......in Denial."
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Here's the last batch with the most hilarious/meannest entries......
10. "Hindi ahhh.....hawig mo lang si Snooky Serna sa 'Blusang Itim'."
9. "Let's PRAY......", Del: "Ask for God's intervention."
8. "What you don't know, won't hurt you."
7."'Wag ka na magtanong, kung ayaw mong masaktan!!!!."
6. "Survey says............You're the top answer!!!" [Family Feud]
5. Del: "magkaibigan tayo, di ba?...di ba?"
Chico: "Yeah!..."
Del: "Bakit mo ko ina-away?"
4. "Pangit si tatay, pangit si nanay, ano ka HIMALA? ", then Del exclaimed "You take it from the same UGLY gene."
3. "Ang kagandahan ng tao ay di nakikita sa panlabas na anyo,........Yan!....yan!...yan! ang motto ng mga PANGIT."
2. "AS IN !!!!!!!"
1. "Pag sinagot ko yan,......'wag mo kong kakagatin." the two jocks have gone crazy....Del said "BAD!!!! Really BAD!!", then Chico added "Like an animal!"...Chico then continue to tattle some funny stuffs like "Pag, sinagot ko yan, wag mo ko babatuhin ng SAGING !", and he asked "Pangit ba ako?", which he answered too "Huhu...hahha..huhu..huhu.." [mimmicking a monkey], then all I heard was their incessant laughing........and I joined in too....
The final batch of top 10 replies to the Question, "Am I Ugly?"......
10. "Suntukan na lang....o." [a Macho man's way of answering]
9. "Aba !!....Aba !!!.....'wag mo ko sisisihin sa itsura mo no...!!"
8. "Well.....don't worry.....beside Angelina Jolie, we all are........pero nasa huli ka ng linya."
7. "Uyyyy!!!....naghuhulihan daw ng panget........Bilis!!!!!, magtago ka.".....then Del asked "What if that's true, you wouldn't know if your ugly, Because if you know you're beautiful, then you know you're spared but if not, then you'll hide, but what about those who are in between?"
6. There are 3 entries for this spot....
>>> "Compared to a what?"
>>> "The good news is.......ikaw ang pinakamaganda sa mga PANGET."
>>> "Hmmmm.....'pag walang nakatingin."
5. "Pwede, MATH question na lang?,....mahirap!!!...mahirap!!!!!"
4. "Yaya!!!!!, someone or 'something' is HARASSING me!!!!."
3. "Oh! MY! GOD! [frightened]........nagsasalita yung PAA.!!!!"
2. "Para kang Caucasian, Half German.....Half Shepherd."
1. "Walang ginawang panget and Diyos,...........ahhhmmmm...pero parang iba gumawa sa'yo....." ...then Chico can't contain himself and started halakhak-ing [it's more of a halakhak than of a laughter].....then Del joined in....laughing, they're both crazy that time.....and their non-stop joy lasted for about a minute....then Del convinced Chico to stop 'cause the rsponse is not over yet, there's still a line she needs to say......so she repeated the answer "Walang ginawang panget and Diyos,...........ahhhhhmmmm...pero parang iba gumawa sa'yo..........parang yung KALABAN niya.." then they resumed being insane for a moment...........Chico was really funny....and they're both chipper :D
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